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"I want you, trusty siege general, to crush all the castles in the land!"
"Sir, those are cottages with three of your subjects living in them."
"NONSENSE! THEY ARE CASTLES! CRUSH THEM!"
"Okay, Sir..."
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just beat lvl 24 after 75 tries in 2 hours i was ABOUT to quit the game and smash my computer but decided to calm down adn try again
it WORX for me lol
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the lvl 24 castle is something i can't understand, 15 bombs a that son of a b... wall is still standing, but the rest of the castle looks like a flan, god damn just fall over that princess and kill her!!!
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not being able to retry after failing is just stupid, you have to wait in agony for that stupid little timer to tick down. pathetic
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Soldier - "General the King and Queen and all of there Knights have died in the assault, the only survivor was a servant." General - "A SERVANT!? WE MUST RETREAT!" Soldier "But sir, it's just a ser... *Sigh* I'll tell the men to retreat, again."
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So, why doesnt the smaller rock fly farther than the larger rock? Seems that the same force applied on a smaller object would make it fly farther and faster...
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random level; really laggy
1~w_i:286.7,229.95|w_i:270,106.65|w_i:291.7,-139.95|w_i:290.05,-18.4|w_i:288.35,106.65|w_i:268.35,-138.35|w_i:266.65,-
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I bet everybody was thinking "Oh my god everybody's dying!!!! I dont want to be alone , so as soon as i graze a wall , i will spontaneously die." Or maybe they're just that fragile..
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What a caste!
All made of wood, barely any place to go, easy to collapse, and has no side walls:
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These kings must be pretty poor because their castles are made out of flimsy wood.
There's also no beds or bathrooms...
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level 24. throw all 5 shots of triple bombs. nothing happens. accidently throw a triple small rock attack, whole castle tumbles from the top.... my face -------> ._.
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king: well, how did the battle go?
soldier: we killed all but one of them, your magesty
king: YOU FOOL! you have disgraced yourself and must be banished!
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Sir, I think we should enlist the help of those birds that appear to be rather agitated at a group of pigs. They seem to have similar experience in siege warfare. They have even managed to actually break pieces of wood instead of just knocking them around!
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why do evrywone kill the knights and the kings? i love them! they made history! kill hitler and sama bin laden not a king!
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While I love this game, "Kill All the Occupants of the Castle Regardless of Damaged to Said Castle" might be a more appropriate name
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Soldier: Sir! We only have enough stones for 5 shots!
General: Very Well, ready the trebuchet.
Soldier: Should we shoot bundles of 3 stones or just 1?
General: *facepalms* I work with idiots!