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Sir, are we ready to move onto the next castle?
No, we ran out of rocks and there's still a defenseless princess completely caved in. We should wait a couple of weeks for them to rebuild it then try again.
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AHHHHHHHHH my coffe is not here yet (king) ya about that ummmmm you knight the brings it to you everyday got hit by a large rock (other knight)
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They said I was daft for building a castle in a swamp. But I built it all the same! It sank into the swamp. So I built it again. That castle sank into the swamp. The third castle burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. The fourth castle, the fourth castle stayed up! And now it's the strongest castle around...until hit by flying rocks.
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King:Honey some workers are bulding some sort of weird catapult pointing to our castle..Let's Queen:Let's jsut sit here and s\watch it in action then.King:But.....
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shouldn't smaller rocks fly farther than the larger ones? seems that gravity works the same on everything in this game.
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Why does the reset button not work after your last shot? Seems that's the most common time to hit the reset button...
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I am the crusher. Everyone else is not as good at me at this game. True hero = ME. Not a true hero + smelly weirdo = YOU.
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4~c_s:626.7,-240.05|fl_w:626.7,-196.7|w_i:298.25,-148.3|w_i:690,-131.65|w_i:565,-18.35|w_i:776.7,6.65|w_i:1013.35,355|w_i:501.65,355|w_i:638.35,301.65|w_i:610,40|c_q:503.35,271.65|c_k:728.35,400|fl_w:918.35,-158.35|w_i:410,-321.7|fl_w:1105,170|c_s:1051.5,408.3|w_w:1120.05,248.35|w_w:961.7,143.3|
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It occurs to me that this has to be painful news to tell the citizens of these kingdoms. "Hear ye, Hear ye! Our glorious and beloved king terribly perished when he leaned against a rock... Wait, really?"
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if i was the king of any of these castles i would destroy the builder of the castle who has like 1 or 2 peices of wood balance like 2 tons of stone lol
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King - "Okay, you're going to take down all the castles ni the land" ME - "Yes sir, I'll go get my trebuchet, and a squadron of men to attack the--" King - "NO! Only use the trebuchet" Me - "Oh, uh, okay. I'll get the explo--" King - "NO, you can't use those until later" ME - "Well, okay, I'll get the thousands of roc--" King - "NOO, only use 5 per castle!! Now go, and destroy those castles!" ME - "...I don't want to anymore..."
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hopefully anyone who has sensitive feelings is not playing this game... "ROYAL FAILURE" wouldn't help their feelings!!!!
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20 tons of stone walls stacked on top of someones head, Not dead. Someone leaned over and touched the person next to them, Instantaneous death.
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For everyone saying it's an angry birds rip off Angry Birds was first released in February of 2010 this game was published on Kongregate in 2009
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35|c_s:943.35,288.35|c_s:946.7,363.35|c_s:1000,405|c_s:1083.35,376.65|c_s:1143.35,306.65|c_s:1115,131.65|c_s:1020,60|c_s:993.35,63.3|c_s:1051.7,125|c_s:1163.35,188.35|c_s:1211.7,-41.7|c_s:1186.7,-116.7|c_s:1151.7,-170|c_s:973.35,-220|c_s:891.7,-223.35|c_s:761.7,-133.35|c_s:725,-85|c_s:715,-26.7|c_s:825,-15|c_s:873.35,-86.7|c_s:886.7,-181.7|c_s:793.35,-258.35|c_s:673.35,-250|c_s:643.35,-193.35|c_s:651.7,-41.7|c_s:730,70|c_s:843.35,98.3|c_s:868.35,110|c_s:755,135|c_s:581.7,58.3|c_s:610,-20|c_s:676.7,-108.35|c_s:701.7,-135|(This is all 1 castle)
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0~c_k:681.65,391.7|c_q:725.05,390|c_p:761.7,388.35|c_n:803.35,388.35|c_s:363.25,-156.6|c_n:498.35,6.65|c_n:486.65,63.3|c_n:465,111.65|c_n:403.35,53.3|c_n:366.65,-35|c_n:410,-103.35|c_n:471.65,-170|c_n:415,-283.35|c_n:465,-308.35|c_n:490,-316.7|c_n:491.65,253.35|c_n:476.65,296.65|c_n:488.35,338.35|c_n:438.35,363.25|c_n:420,230|c_n:400,155|c_n:380,155|c_n:350,201.65|c_n:351.65,246.65|c_n:380,283.35|c_n:460,186.65|w_w:633.4,361.6|w_w:841.75,361.75|fl_w:733.4,295|w_s:590,360|w_s:611.7,363.35|w_s:861.65,351.65|w_s:883.35,363.25|fl_s:735.05,285|fs_s:611.7,293.35|c_s:1050,-281.7|c_s:1093.4,-275|c_s:1115,-238.35|c_s:1100.05,-185|c_s:1105,-106.7|c_s:1083.35,-41.7|c_s:1083.3,28.3|c_s:1055,-78.35|c_s:1045,-128.35|c_s:1056.7,-201.7|c_s:1073.35,-215|c_s:1088.35,171.65|c_s:1061.7,291.65|c_s:1050,326.75|c_s:981.7,283.35|c_s:976.7,218.