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A wooden stake is launched from an explosion by a bomb and flies at the catapult. When the screen shifts back to the catapult the weight has been chopped of by the flying stake and won't fire!!!!!
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A rolling stone overshoots and crawls backwards towards the king; the king is lightly tapped by the ball and immediately explodes :O just what is that ball made out of?
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Captain of the Guard: The castel is perfect sir this thing could hold out to an earthquake. King: what about a peble?
Captain of the Guard:......crap
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Castle 18 is reference to the three little pigs! One of wood which is easy, one of stone which is also easy, and one of metal that is erking.
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castle 15, if I was going to build a castle, I wouldn't cover my whole castle in wood and stone but then protect the foundation with one piece of wood
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"So, my engineers. it has been a while since we came up with the idea to sling three rocks at once. What's the next brilliant idea?" "A BIGGER ROCK!"
It then took them a few weeks to come up with the idea to fire multiple bigger rocks, or the use of even bigger rocks...
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Builder: So you want your castle to weigh 12,000 lbs on one side and 7 pounds on the other, and all be balanced on a 2x4 King: Yes, And make sure there is a ledge hanging over spikes that I can stand on, and no roof above the queens room. Builder: Sure Thing king!
The next Day:
General: We have three small rocks, now let's take out this large unbalanced castle!
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General: "What happened in here!!?" Soldier: "Sir, I don't know, he lost his balance, then his chest burst into blood!"