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Level 23 Builder: King! We're being attacked! King: No! I'm going to the basement with 1 guard so we can't die but the queen and everyone else can.
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building of level 24. "my lord the enemy has arrived with a catapult how do you want to position us" king respond "you guards on top then me then the queen and put my daughter in the basement. that way you guys get hit 1st and tumble down to kill me."
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King: Captain! What happened to my castles east-wall? Captain: A Catapult-Stone smashed it away and killed one of your guards. Fortunately the guards body got stuck between the floors and the castle didn`t fall together. King: It`s a miracle!
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the 24th castle is litterally impossible.............. a 100 trial all with same result, killing 2-4 people on first hit and then no matter how many shots go toward the princess, she is invincible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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22 is almost impossible. The trebuchet won't even fire that far enough to kill the guys on the other side of the castle. :{
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King: "How many did we lose?" Soldier: "14, sir!" King: "And them?" Soldier: "5 rocks, sir!" King: "Ha! They're royal failures."
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if you put a reset button at the bottom... make it actually do something when you know you lost... i have to wait until the timer counts down every time i lose instead of spending that time to win...
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A wooden stake is launched from an explosion by a bomb and flies at the catapult. When the screen shifts back to the catapult the weight has been chopped of by the flying stake and won't fire!!!!!
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A rolling stone overshoots and crawls backwards towards the king; the king is lightly tapped by the ball and immediately explodes :O just what is that ball made out of?
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Captain of the Guard: The castel is perfect sir this thing could hold out to an earthquake. King: what about a peble?
Captain of the Guard:......crap
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Castle 18 is reference to the three little pigs! One of wood which is easy, one of stone which is also easy, and one of metal that is erking.
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castle 15, if I was going to build a castle, I wouldn't cover my whole castle in wood and stone but then protect the foundation with one piece of wood
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"So, my engineers. it has been a while since we came up with the idea to sling three rocks at once. What's the next brilliant idea?" "A BIGGER ROCK!"
It then took them a few weeks to come up with the idea to fire multiple bigger rocks, or the use of even bigger rocks...