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Builder: So you want your castle to weigh 12,000 lbs on one side and 7 pounds on the other, and all be balanced on a 2x4 King: Yes, And make sure there is a ledge hanging over spikes that I can stand on, and no roof above the queens room. Builder: Sure Thing king!
The next Day:
General: We have three small rocks, now let's take out this large unbalanced castle!
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General: "What happened in here!!?" Soldier: "Sir, I don't know, he lost his balance, then his chest burst into blood!"
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Sir, are we ready to move onto the next castle?
No, we ran out of rocks and there's still a defenseless princess completely caved in. We should wait a couple of weeks for them to rebuild it then try again.
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AHHHHHHHHH my coffe is not here yet (king) ya about that ummmmm you knight the brings it to you everyday got hit by a large rock (other knight)
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They said I was daft for building a castle in a swamp. But I built it all the same! It sank into the swamp. So I built it again. That castle sank into the swamp. The third castle burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. The fourth castle, the fourth castle stayed up! And now it's the strongest castle around...until hit by flying rocks.
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King:Honey some workers are bulding some sort of weird catapult pointing to our castle..Let's Queen:Let's jsut sit here and s\watch it in action then.King:But.....
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shouldn't smaller rocks fly farther than the larger ones? seems that gravity works the same on everything in this game.
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Why does the reset button not work after your last shot? Seems that's the most common time to hit the reset button...
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I am the crusher. Everyone else is not as good at me at this game. True hero = ME. Not a true hero + smelly weirdo = YOU.