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4~c_s:626.7,-240.05|fl_w:626.7,-196.7|w_i:298.25,-148.3|w_i:690,-131.65|w_i:565,-18.35|w_i:776.7,6.65|w_i:1013.35,355|w_i:501.65,355|w_i:638.35,301.65|w_i:610,40|c_q:503.35,271.65|c_k:728.35,400|fl_w:918.35,-158.35|w_i:410,-321.7|fl_w:1105,170|c_s:1051.5,408.3|w_w:1120.05,248.35|w_w:961.7,143.3|
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It occurs to me that this has to be painful news to tell the citizens of these kingdoms. "Hear ye, Hear ye! Our glorious and beloved king terribly perished when he leaned against a rock... Wait, really?"
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if i was the king of any of these castles i would destroy the builder of the castle who has like 1 or 2 peices of wood balance like 2 tons of stone lol
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King - "Okay, you're going to take down all the castles ni the land" ME - "Yes sir, I'll go get my trebuchet, and a squadron of men to attack the--" King - "NO! Only use the trebuchet" Me - "Oh, uh, okay. I'll get the explo--" King - "NO, you can't use those until later" ME - "Well, okay, I'll get the thousands of roc--" King - "NOO, only use 5 per castle!! Now go, and destroy those castles!" ME - "...I don't want to anymore..."
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hopefully anyone who has sensitive feelings is not playing this game... "ROYAL FAILURE" wouldn't help their feelings!!!!
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20 tons of stone walls stacked on top of someones head, Not dead. Someone leaned over and touched the person next to them, Instantaneous death.
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For everyone saying it's an angry birds rip off Angry Birds was first released in February of 2010 this game was published on Kongregate in 2009
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35|c_s:943.35,288.35|c_s:946.7,363.35|c_s:1000,405|c_s:1083.35,376.65|c_s:1143.35,306.65|c_s:1115,131.65|c_s:1020,60|c_s:993.35,63.3|c_s:1051.7,125|c_s:1163.35,188.35|c_s:1211.7,-41.7|c_s:1186.7,-116.7|c_s:1151.7,-170|c_s:973.35,-220|c_s:891.7,-223.35|c_s:761.7,-133.35|c_s:725,-85|c_s:715,-26.7|c_s:825,-15|c_s:873.35,-86.7|c_s:886.7,-181.7|c_s:793.35,-258.35|c_s:673.35,-250|c_s:643.35,-193.35|c_s:651.7,-41.7|c_s:730,70|c_s:843.35,98.3|c_s:868.35,110|c_s:755,135|c_s:581.7,58.3|c_s:610,-20|c_s:676.7,-108.35|c_s:701.7,-135|(This is all 1 castle)
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0~c_k:681.65,391.7|c_q:725.05,390|c_p:761.7,388.35|c_n:803.35,388.35|c_s:363.25,-156.6|c_n:498.35,6.65|c_n:486.65,63.3|c_n:465,111.65|c_n:403.35,53.3|c_n:366.65,-35|c_n:410,-103.35|c_n:471.65,-170|c_n:415,-283.35|c_n:465,-308.35|c_n:490,-316.7|c_n:491.65,253.35|c_n:476.65,296.65|c_n:488.35,338.35|c_n:438.35,363.25|c_n:420,230|c_n:400,155|c_n:380,155|c_n:350,201.65|c_n:351.65,246.65|c_n:380,283.35|c_n:460,186.65|w_w:633.4,361.6|w_w:841.75,361.75|fl_w:733.4,295|w_s:590,360|w_s:611.7,363.35|w_s:861.65,351.65|w_s:883.35,363.25|fl_s:735.05,285|fs_s:611.7,293.35|c_s:1050,-281.7|c_s:1093.4,-275|c_s:1115,-238.35|c_s:1100.05,-185|c_s:1105,-106.7|c_s:1083.35,-41.7|c_s:1083.3,28.3|c_s:1055,-78.35|c_s:1045,-128.35|c_s:1056.7,-201.7|c_s:1073.35,-215|c_s:1088.35,171.65|c_s:1061.7,291.65|c_s:1050,326.75|c_s:981.7,283.35|c_s:976.7,218.
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Try this one, but watch out, enemies will try to destroy your catapult ;)
2~ws_i:853.3,389.9|ws_i:1028.3,388.4|fl_i:938.35,353.35|p_c:948.35,328.35|fl_w:953.3,305|fs_w:1023.35,294.9|fs_w:1023.35,283.25|fs_w:1024.9,275.05|p_c:876.7,-118.4|w_i:1125,365|w_i:1243.3,361.7|fl_i:1185,296.7|p_c:1164.9,136.65|fl_w:1161.6,111.7|p_c:1095,-176.7|fs_w:1228.4,93.3|fs_w:1228.2,101.6|fs_w:398.4,489.95|w_i:1123.35,228.3|w_i:1243.35,228.35|fl_i:1166.6,166.7|fl_i:495,526.7|c_s:396.7,383.35|c_n:433.35,386.65|c_n:471.65,386.65|c_n:513.35,386.65|c_n:713.35,391.65|c_n:1075,383.4|c_n:1191.65,383.35|c_k:1185,256.65|
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Squire: KING KING. Casualties are rising by the minute sir. King: How so?! Squire: Well people keep falling on each other and any slight vibration is causing people to die. King: THIS IS MADNESS
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wow i trhew a boulder.....5 sec lader the cassel is fallin....wetes the king?... oh he got throwned in the air tnen got pwed by a romdom boulder that was thrown
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After a few impacts by decent-sized rocks, the ''well fortified castle'' shakes. Making a knight gently fall down and die.
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King: Did my wife just get hit by a giant rock?
Knight: Yes sir.
King: Well shouldn't we run instead of standing here?
Knight: Yes but wheres the fun in that?
Princess: Daaaaaaady. Some jerk with a bolder destroyed my bedroom. Lets leave
King: Now sweet ems dady is trying to think...OH GOSH A GIANT BOLDER!!!
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Ahh what a nice view the birds are flying the clouds are sailing and that rock is coming right towards MY FAAACC.....
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You would think that it would be easier to just aproach the castle from the side you're looking from. 2D Castle's my ass.
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"Sir, we need to retreat ! We don't have any shot left, and we've got a princess who is still alive under 10 tons of rocks"... OWNED
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Sorry for double post... last one was the wrong one 4~w_s:596.7,356.65|w_s:621.7,356.65|w_s:610,356.65|w_s:748.35,351.65|w_s:761.7,350|w_s:780,353.35|fl_s:691.7,261.65|fl_s:690.05,285|fl_s:693.35,271.65|c_p:713.35,373.35|w_i:578.35,358.25|w_i:566.7,353.35|w_i:551.7,356.7|w_i:538.35,368.35|w_i:523.35,368.35|p_t:546.65,261.65|w_w:505,368.35|w_w:490,355|w_w:475,368.35|p_t:633.35,228.35|p_t:705.05,235|p_t:763.35,233.35|fl_s:676.7,415|ws_s:638.35,396.65|ws_s:650,400|ws_s:93.25,463.3| My castle +
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So I sent my last shot off and because I had some lag the countdown finished before the rocks even got to their destination!
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"Sire, Your brother, King Earl II, has been killed by Stones! That means you're next in Line to the throne, Also possibly making you the 69th King to be killed by either wood or a stone...All in 1 Week"!
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I really dislike how easy it is for the wreckage from the tower can block any attempts to get at the last few people.
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Ah, They changed the castle at level 24? Last evening was a damn hard one, and today when i load lvl 24, its a very simple one, with a 3 floor castle ( from a previous mission... ) which was gone in 4 trys.
Anyhow got the badge, yey!