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I accidentally got the Medium and Hard badges before the Easy badge lol. Its really not as hard as people claim it is.
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Hard badge is all luck. How lucky you are with birds spawning and killing off the tanks. One of the worst badges ive seen. Its not fun banking on a birds and none comes, or spending a few Ks on a couple of sentries and suddenly a murder comes flying in. Really shitty bagde.
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Now I understand the joke... because they are.... :), sorry... I was trying to figure connection between p'ira'tes speaken and arrr... it was english joke... :) I "fill" so dumb... ;)
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DawgPeter is just downing the game because he had a bad experience. The badges are not difficult. I got all three in my first play, no restart or anything, just first actualy paly of the game trying for the Badge of the Day. Fun and simple.
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I have nothing positive to say. It is basic repetitive ugly and controls like ass. Sound is annoying and simply poor. I hope this was a college project. I got to level 18 with no idea how to play and could have kept going for as long as I wanted to. Simply put this game killed my time and I wish I had it back. So I am taking more time to complain about it.
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I find the random amounts of money more problematic in getting the hard badge than the controls. The first time I played I got $2000 the first day other times $1400. Even with only buying artillery I come up about $200 short.
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Jesus people complain about the controls..they work perfectly fine, Yeah its hard to grab the weapon you need in time, that is the point of the game, I get that the nail is a bit confusing at the VERY beginning, But just use your head, its a nail, stab things with it and it works just fine.
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cute little game, but intentionally having extremely difficult controls does not mean that the game is genuinely challenging. 2/5
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No skip for opening or end... Random waves (and random amounts of gold?) I'm not going to keep playing this for a *chance* at a hard badge. 3/5
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Fun game, tho I'm going to have to invest in a mouse for my laptop if im gonna get the hard badge. The touch pad keeps scrolling the screen up and down when i try and go to fast x.x
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I did better when I was using only artillery than when I was trying to upgrade things.. On another note, why are dinosaurs, birds, blobs of goo, balls of fire, balloons, and for the love of god MARSHMALLOWS want to board your damaged ship?
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the nail only works when swung in a diagonal from right to left downwards. the point of the nail should also be the part that touches enemies first.
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To those claiming that the rusty nail is not working the very tip is the only part that works. Just the tip, nothing else. Stop trying to use a nail as anything other than a nail.
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The rusty nail does not work. At all. There's probably a pixel somewhere that's in its collision box, but i've been unable to find it in well over a hundred tries on all different parts of the blob, and a few more in various spots nearby but off the actual sprite itself.
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I think the game needs a big Boss or something like that on the lastest days before day 20, each five days a different boss
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cool little game. controls a bit annoying. also i found it kind of confusing, the "repair ship" option and the "heal" ship option, because of the way it is displayed in the upgrade menu
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I followed instructions to get hard badge "complete in 11 days", I bought golden nailin last day,due I had extra money to spend it and was sure to get enough money to buy last repair.
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If you want the hard badge, buy only artillery and nothing else. It only takes 4 hits to pop the air balloons, so upgrading the nail really isn't necessary. I bought only the artillery, and still I took no damage. Be aware that the nail deals damage only when it's moving down and/or left, to simulate a poking motion with its graphic. Enemies per day and gold per enemy are both random, as you can see in how the spoils of the first level can be anywhere from 1600 to 2100. That's a big spread. I finished on day 11, with slightly more than 4000 gold remaining, which is just barely enough to afford the golden nail. It was clear that I could have wound up with less than 4000 gold, if I had to use slightly more artillery shots, or if I received slightly less gold from enemies. So don't buy the golden nail. As for my review, Shore Siege is a reasonably fun diversion which ends just before it wears out its welcome. 3/5.
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Although battling with the controls was sometimes a pain (my booty for weapon hot key) and it was frustrating that snipers wasted ammunition shooting iron balls I was already throwing, I liked that you had to actually move the nail in the direction of the pointy-end to pop things... and I grinned when they made "Armor Games" walk the plank at the end.
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The Hard badge should be impossible (at least). I just retried with only buying artillery and never reached enough money to repair by day 11.
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How is the hard badge even possible? The only things I spent money on were gold nail and artillery but I ended up $1700 short from finishing repairs (and nothing escaped or damaged the ship).
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The controls don't really always function. Sometimes I'm dragging the nail all over those blobby things and nothing happens. It's like the hitbox is 1px by 1px or isn't there at all sometimes.
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Some hints - Upgrading water and fire is important as they make the fire and bacon things die instantly
golden nail (rusty nail upgrade) is important when hot air balloons come into play
sniper isnt that good so leave that and upgrade artillery and machine gun if i were you.
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Listen to the top comments, plus the name of the hard badge is a clue... "consumer restraint" ... in order to get it you can't set out to get all upgrades... artillery and nail upgrades, no others. And those complaining about the controls... get over it! There are no issues, they function, they're just different than you're used to...