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Consumer Restraint Badge
(30 points - 39,529 awarded)
Escape the island in 11 days or fewer
Goal Checklist:
Island escaped (11 days or fewer) [Best so far: 12]
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Congratulations! You escaped the island in 12 days!.... Yay just didn't made it>< It's impossible to complete the hard badge without any upgrades except the repairs. I tried that for you guys!:)
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IS THIS A BUG? the birds die from an other birds bomb and then the dino walks calm at my ship.. and i either die or don't get the cash before 11
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So the reason I did all of that was just so the captain could jump into the water and get eaten by a shark, just so a lane of sharks tagged with all of the developers names could parade around the place like idiots? 5/5.
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Wow, just have to recap on the absolutely HORRIBLE means of controlling this game. My favorite part is when the magnet won't let go of the rolling balls, and everything else ends up hitting the ship while the ball-on-magnet flails around the screen in a desperate attempt to free itself.
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*sighs, gets out of comfy warm chair and drags self upstairs to retrieve USB mouse for laptop*..... Game time = Lazy time....
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Absolutely horrible controls. The game seems like a fun idea, but waggling the mouse around that much diminishes the enjoyment significantly.
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Looks fun, but dragging the weapon to use it is almost impossible on a tiny smartphone. Mobile-optimized version at some point?
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I don't understand how to get the hard badge...even with only the artillery and the rusty (non-upgraded) nail I end up $1400 short at end of day 11 with only having spent $1000 on health, using the artillery exclusively for red golems...
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I just can't do good in this game, I die all the time :c it's so difficult! I hate changing weapon and trying to keep track of everything >_<
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Failen's guide leaves me short. Buying the golden nail and artillery only leaves me with about 46000 average, which is not enough.
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Yeah, this game is near impossible without hotkeys. In the time it takes to switch weapons, I take about 20 damage. Fun.
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So I followed Failen's comment for a while, then I decided to spend money on ONE repair of the ship. If I hadn't done this, I would've finished in 11 days, instead of 12. Failen's guide is good.