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Upgrades in many games are a nuisance. The supervillain in me demands to know why I need to buy an awful crossbow before I can get my rocket ballista, so I appreciate the point this game is making. But this game needs to stay unique, because Imagine if all games were like this. You need to unlock the menu before you can even play. Now imagine if you had to pay with real money. that would not make for a fun experience.
On the other hand, this game was fun, and the ability to upgrade the graphics was a great idea. I bestow four stars upon thee.
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i don't think most of the people with top comments actually get the point of this game...
it is mocking lots of other flash games with overly complex upgrading systems and sub par gameplay...
the reason you should enjoy the game is because of the irony present in the game, the reason you should finish the game is because it only takes about 2.5k seconds tops to complete.
There would be no point in a sequel to this game because it was more of a joke than a game...
all of that said 5/5 stars i was truly entertained
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THERE IS AN UPGRADE COMPLETE @ GO PLAY IT BUT DONT BUY THE INCREASE YOUR HEARTRATE UPGRADE IT WAITS A FEW MINUTES AND THEN A SCARY FACE POPS UP
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4/5, I love the game but I had a hard time seeing in the final background upgrade during the game, it was too bright. Still though, great.