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@joylar WTF ARE YOU STUPID? ITS WW1 NOT WW2 THERE WERNT NONE OF THAT IN WW1 CLOSES THING TOO IT WAS SKIRMISHERS! DUMB@$S
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"General there's no germans in sight and trench is filled with lice can we get out?" "NO WE NEED TO PISS OFF THE GUY PLAYING THIS GAME!
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This is idiotic. If i lose i don't get any xp, then how the hell am i supposed to upgrade anything to win if i don't get xp? And besides i was about to win, 1 unit left the last trench, but those idiots surrendered. What the heck?
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"Sir, there's three full battalions in that trench ahead of us!"
Ignore it, private, just walk over the trench like it's not there and take no damage, then capture their base anyway. Now do it four more times in a row. And be glad this isn't a game, because if it was, the player would be absolutely pissed right now.
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Soldiers: Sir tank in the front way Colonel: OH SHIT Soldier: WHAT DO WE DO NOW COLONEL: PoISON OUR SELVES tO DEATH Soldier: WHY SIR COLONEL: cAUSE We GOTTA LOSE THIS MATCH *sOLDIER RUNs rEALLY FAST TO CONQUER ENEMY BASE* COLONEL: OH POOP THAT WAS EASY
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custum battle:hard,rifullmen,snipers,and machinegun men.Many mines 4 wiers and 3 trenches.LOng map.snipers in back with officer. 3 machinegus in front.Comander:'KILL THOse @!#$#%$! men.all men: WE HAVE NO Amoe sarg. #$@%.
granads. no sir.dam @!&^*%$ kill them with your hands charge!!!!
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Mortar man: Fire the gas round. Now fire an artillery barge.
Officer: How come the shells ain't landed yet.
Mortar man: Uhhh
Officer: Idiot, move out men, we are taking the trench.
Soldiers: Yeah, we took the trench.
Mortar man: Oh crap...
BOOM BOOM BOOM
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How the hell do you save games. Boring if it cannot be saved and have to reset all the time. Saved game will be lost if do PC cleaning of temp files?
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noob:sir should we we use the morter strike to take empty the trench?commander:i give the commands out here and i say we go in there with our pistols!
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"Sir, what the tanks will do when they fight one on one with a single soldier?" "Dang rookie, its easy, just stop the tanks and continue shooting until the soldier die. Then move on." "Couldnt we just ram them over?" "DO AS I COMMAND!"
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"Sir, the men are wet, cold and we need a shelter.",'well if you want to be dry and warm defeat the bloody German's and we can go home."
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*cough *cough "I think i can see a white light sir" said the soldier "awwww crap that's not a light get down MORTARS!!!" Well you can guess what happens next "Sir I think that they stop firing....... Sir? sir? crap!" well there you are your in a trench next to your officer and his heads blown off. Cant get much worse. Then more mortars fell well this war sucks cant wait till WWII.... yippe