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I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago Yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony) Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood of Bel-Air commonly live Indeed I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment
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I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver and as the driver approached I observed his California vanity plate which in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word “fresh” and from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community of Bel-Air
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We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o’clock And in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival Where I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the community of Bel-Air as monarch
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Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
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You guys have to be kidding me, you only watched it once?? What the heck do you guys have firefox? updated flash? what?
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Congratulations! You've just completed the Never Give Up Challenge! You have earned a card from our collectible card game.
I'm still not sure if it was worth watching it all the way through.
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the game is real though
there is a random chance (something like 1 in 50) that u will get the game
after it fades there will be a "go to game" button
the game is AWESOME
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another highly unfunny aprils fool joke - the amount of twats who have TRYED to rick roll me today is comical - saw this coming a mile off
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Mkay this is the only joke that was as good as Blizzard's Bard class for WoW. *applauds* thanks Kongregate, ya got me ... and I laughed by @$$ off.
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im still not getting the card
after the video ends i just get a black screen and nothing happens
IM NOT WATCHING IT AGAIN!!!
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Kongregate: I love you. This was absolutely awesome. Making the most of the "holiday" was excellent, but to tap into Internet culture to do it, and then "reward" us for it also? Too cool. Thank you.
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dangster did ur kongregate chat load, cause if it dosnt like it sometimes dosnt for me it wont give u any cards or badges