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ha ha. That guy must be in VERY good shape to run 3o,ooo feet in under 4 seconds and still have enough stamina to smack the sh!t out of that fat boy without being winded. ^_^
Also, people.... Toss the turtle was not the first game of it's kind... Have we all forgotten Smack the Monkey???
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I could really use an indicator where what item goes on that nice body. Otherwise, just max it all, combine some items, put a weight on the --> key, and go do something useful, like making your homework, go to the movies, walk the dog...
Rate up if you walked the dog!
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One suggestion I have is to make the nerd move higher in the screen when he gains altitude. It's a little weird and difficult to judge his vertical speed and position when he's always centered, then suddenly rockets out of the screen when he hits the 2k foot "ceiling." If he was near the bottom of the screen at 0', in the middle of the screen at 1k feet, and 75% up at 1.5k feet, I think it would look a lot better.
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people need to stop saying that this is just a repeat of toss the turtle. If anything toss the turtle was a copy of this because guess wat i did my research and it turns out that the original homerun in berzerk land was created BEFORE!! toss the turtle justenjoy thegame
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can you un-equip items? it appears you can only equip 3 at the time, but I cannot un-equip them (the 3rd one just swaps out)
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Bah to the boohoo crowd. If this is too much like other games.. go play mario in fairy land or something. Cryin here will do jack.
Got lucky on 700k acheivement.. nerd rolls to s top at 697,312 and hits a bug.. rolls over the line for achievement )
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99'000 feet up in the sky :D - With Ballon level 21 Metal (\m/>_<\m/) Bracer, Ammo Belt, Wielding Mask and Gorrila Arm (stats 27/19/9). All you do i smash the geek flat full power and have him hit a cannon at full speed, then aim the cannon upwards straight and there you go :)
For 2'000'000 feet max out Marcus, Frost Sword, Robot Arm, Walkman, Wielding mask - the more power smashes you get the better, and you need a little luck - about 5 or 6 cannon + 5 or 6 berzerkers and there you go :)
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Im getting sick and tired of this genre of games. There just isnt enough depth to this sort of game for each new incarnation to have anything really original to them, except some new skins.
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Anyone know of a strategy guide out there? Not hacks or glitches, just helpful tips. Yes, I've Googled already... Thanks
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i like how all you guys talk bout in these comments are the chick players boobs which are excessively big and pwning a nerd.... cuz most of you are probably nerds who never have touched a girl lol... good times
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Extremely disappointed that the update did not fix the inventory bug. That should have been top priority as it is a major gameplay issue: it is still impossible to fully select what you equip!
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Welcome to Bezerk Zand where if your the geek, prepare to be pounded by a sausage into noncolored guy on steroinds with the ability to send you into space and when you hit the ground and find your self goin on fire... its not iover prepare to face the sausage at least 3 to 5 more times with the new POWER SMASH thats right then at the end you get to be hit in the face in an instant.... And the best of all.. YOUR NOT BEING PAID.. but dont worry well give you WOW tips so its all good!!
RIGHT?!?!!?!?!?
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Can someone explain what a 'power smash' is? And how to do one? :P
Thanks. I think I missed it and now I'm stuck because I can't get the badge. :P
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2 achievements done? Definitely enough for me.
VERYMUCH dislike clone games. They are nothing but a pure waste of time, no thought required.
"This expansion is still lame" No geek coulda said it better.
PLUS this is just a cashgrab.