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SpectralSpiral :"Hey, before we release this grind game where you have to stare at a fat guy's butt; let's complain about the commenters so we won't get slagged off so much."
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The requirement that you set a book down on the right arrow key or blow your item slot on something that does it for you is ridiculously asinine. Also, the timing required on the power smash can be exceedingly peculiar (and annoying).
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"Hey, before we release this grind game where you have to stare at a fat guy's butt; let's complain about the commenters so we won't get slagged off so much."
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Can't get certain awards without buying diamonds? What bs. The only reason to do the challenges is to get those anyway.
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Great game, but is the ONLY way to get more than the 250 diamond unlocks to give them real money? (i.e. 455 is the max from achievements, but there are unlocks at 250, 500, 750, and 1000.) 5/5 for the game, 0/5 for that, average it.
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Yeah, honestly even if I may sound like the geek in this game... Kreds really burn me out because no matter how hard I work, there will always be better that I can't attain without shelling out real cash--and as always if I'm going to pay real money, I'm going to go out and buy a real game. Not a chintzy flash game. PS: this game is awesome and all my 5's are belong to it, but Kreds in this game is crap.
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Finally got the hard badge. Its really all luck, i got 2 cannons in a row and the second one sent me like 15,000 feet in the air, got me 700,000 distance easily.
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Congratulations! You just won the Totally Smashed Badge and 15 points!
10 killer shots (total) 3 power smashes (single trial)
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What's particularly displeasing about this game's use of Kreds to buy in-game items, is that you cannot see what the items are or what their benefits may be until you have enough Diamonds for them to be revealed in the game, of which there are not enough obtainable through normal means to reveal all of them. Integrating the Kred system into games gets a bad enough response as it is, and asking people to blindly buy content for your game certainly cannot be helping matters.
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i was going to rate this 5/5, but i'll drop a star for the dependancy of real money to unlock the endgame stuff.. i mean, if i do all ingame accomplishments (which are going to be a pain on the ass) i still cant unlock the 2nd tier of equips... lame, dumb, stupid
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this game makes me feel like a manly man filled with menergy (energy for men) from drinking manana flavored powerthirst
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Congratulations! You just won the Going, Going, Gone Badge and 30 points!
Could have got farther but then I realized this game sucks.
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Actually, better yet, clicking twice and then going off to do something else while you wait for the game to play itself. Again I ask - why do people like this?
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God, this game is soo much better than the Toss the Turtle crap. That game is just excessively gory with the random chance of dying midair.
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@thelastman
man, you have no clue how much made me laugh. just for that i'm staying for the really long load time. :D
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Awesome game that is lots of fun to play and I only have two complaints.
Earning money is way too slow and the fact that you have to spend money to get enough diamonds for everything. I can understand wanting support from the games you make, but it still disappoints me to see tactics like that used in flash games.
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A new badge of the berzerker: Get hit by a berzerker 50 times. These badge pictures suck, more badges with cooler pictures.
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Glitch: After he landed in the cannon, he shot straight up. I had it on auto-forward, but he didn't move. He went over 15,000 feet in the air. As he came back down in a trail of blazes, he went to a layer IN FRONT OF the cannon and instantly started walking back,with the screen displayed my stats.
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I don't understand how to unequip the extra items. I equip a new one and it keeps automatically unequipping one that I also want equipped.
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Very great game. i found me self playing it for 2 and a half hours now its time for some offline fun for bout 1 hour and back to smashing the daylight savings out of the geek!!!! 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/5
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Heh, the cut-ins for the characters still make me laugh, they're so over-the-top. Another comment, think the benefit of the berserker might be a bit too much over the other obstacles, it always feels like running into one of them makes such an enormous difference over a launch that doesn't. The Donkey Kong-style cannons and giant mech don't really compare.
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LOLOL this game sucks so much 0/5 for sucking. I should have the ability to fly. HAHAHAHA everyone sucks I rule because I can hack into anything. lol jk. I love this game. The whole gem thing is pretty stupid though. Even after getting every achievement it seems you still have to pay money to get the 1000 gems for 1 of the hidden weapons. But maybe there is another way to get more. I am only level 12.
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No matter what the naysayers say, I like this game more than the famous "Toss the Turtle". More unlockables and stuff to do, and there's way more humor and pop culture references.