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How to get the hard archievment really easy :
1. choose a character with high bouncing rate (my advice the 3rd bonus chara, ape looking guy)
2. get Ninja Headband (costs 1000 , so easy to get)
3. get Champions Belt (1000 again)
4. Metal gloves (yeah you guessed right 1000 ! ^^ )
hit as low as possible and use full strenght ... when u have enough money buy a 10 k weapon (ice sword works best) and just before ur Nerd reaches the ground the first time he flys more then 300.000 feets. The rest u get thx to the bees and other encounters (I love the champion belt) and ur half-well aimed hits ...and finish..u have the 700.000 feets for the archievment. ^^
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wonder if anyone sent the 1,000$ and a tuna for that shotgun bullet. You know what that doesn't sound like a bad idea......hmmm...
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This game teaches us that being fat means you should die a horrible gravity related death for the amusement of people who are part of acceptable society. I wish there were more games with these very true morals.
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I can't buy anything with diamonds unless I buy, "Kreds". I'm mad now :( Good game but not my favorite. Sure go ahead and hate me, i'm sorry i'm a person with opinions. 2/5
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All people saying that this is a knock off, it is pretty much a genre all its own. Thats why they are called launchers. Toss the turtle was a "knock off" burrito bison is a "knock off" but in reality they are all different in some way and they all originated from kitten cannon! Thumbs up if you remember Kitten Cannon! :D
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i wonder if someone actually sent 1,000 and a tuna sandwich to berserk studios to get som ammo.he mustve been high on mushrooms LOL
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Please... PLEASE allow us to unequip items. I'm stuck with 2 useless items equipped and 1 good one and any time i try equipping something else i switch out of the good one.
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Heavy metal, beating geeks, baseball, geeky comments, badass characters, hot chick, lots of "Berzerk" words on it, badass graphics.
Oh yeah baby, real men's game.
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My one complaint against Toss the Turtle was those infernal insta-kill spikes. Homerun in Berzerk Land has removed that design flaw. Huzzah!
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605 diamonds obtainable in game... 2/6 items take more than 605 diamonds... 3/3 weapons take more than 605 diamonds... NOT COOL GUYS
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The irony is lost on many people here, the fact that they would probably fit the demographic of the geek being physically abused than the jock doing all the hitting :P
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For the second achievement, I had 3 power smashes. I power smashed the geek immediately into a cannon and when I clicked it again, it counted towards another power smash! Achievement unlocked!!!
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Weird. I got a power smash and a cannon simultaneously, which may have activated a glitch because he shot out 12,000 feet high and was going about 20,000 horizontal feet per second.
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got 1,150,000 with mattesp's setup, maxin out strength and control, being lucky enough to land in a group of 3 berserkers and 2 robots around the 500,000's, and using power smashes after that
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Well seeing as how the expansion changed it to where the diamonds unlock the items rather then you purchase the item using up the diamonds, Can we blam the heck out of those top comments now? :p
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I got 699,000 something thanks to the dumb chat bar on the side not loading. I clicked to see if I could get it to connect, I figured since it wont connect I wont get my shot registered. Then I clicked back on the game and wasted my last extra shot, and it never even connected anyway. -_-