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wow. girls from Berzerk Land hit pretty hard. shes really cute, too. especially totin' that beer belt. pretty and tasty!
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This game is far better than Toss the Turtle, mostly because Denize is in it. Anyone who doesn't like the game is insane
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For the guys complaining about how you cant unequip items, Your character has three different "slots", Head, waist and arm. Items get equipped to those "slots" like for example welding mask goes to head. So you can only have one of each type of item equipped at the same time. What i'm saying is, if you want a different item in a certain slot, choose a different item that goes to that same slot. So really, there's no need for an unequip button unless you dont like the negative effects of an item.
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Use a cannon to shoot yourself horizontally straight into another cannon, then you will be very fast and can travel very far.
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The turtle from "Toss the Turtle", Chuck Norris, and this nerd all need to have a contest to see who is the most tough.
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OLEMANN IS RIGHT ITS WORTH IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD DOING POWA SHOT(I EVEN TOOK PIC ON CELLPHONE)(((NO OFFENSE GIRLS >:3)))
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hitting a nerd 1,500 feet in the air. 1 week in jail.
but having hit stay there hitting constant bee's, priceless.
:P tits!!!!!
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wow just wow. charecter selection, comody, great music extreemly randome at some parts AND BOOBS is there anything you missed? ... YEAH! customisation in the only thing needed maybe a new ramp( the area you stand and hit on) clothes? for you and the nerd? and maybe just maybe a difirent selection of nerds or somethying elce? id love to hit a pope or a sherif? ha ha I WANT MOOORRR 10/10
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why dont any of these characters have eyes?! They all have white slots, that is if you can see them at all. Great game, 5/5.
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not sure what happened, but one time i tried a power smash right when he entered a cannon and a mech thing shot him. He was instantly on the ground and walking back and my character was still there, so I power smashed him while he was walking back. Now as hes walking with a slight angle. It was weird but soo cool.
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I find it better to shoot the cannon trajectory as low as possible (so the geek is flying horizontally) and then power smash. The geek flies insanely fast and usually will fly really high from the power smash. Usually the smash isn't even necessary because the geek hits a beserker and shoots up by itself. If you do this be sure to buy the beer belt so that the chances of getting a beserker increase. Happy smashing!
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I love when he hits the ground, goes into the position where it's mostly his butt, and when he flys up, the blood comes out, making it looks like he's crappin blood.