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If I were capable of hitting somebody so hard they flew for 75 miles, I'm sure I could make more than $1,976 per day, just by robbing banks...
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i just slaughtered him. how? killer shot + 5 power smashes + 2 mechanical comando's = 7 times into space and coming back down with red outline :P
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BerzerkStudio will never get a 4/5 or 5/5 from me simply because of their persistence in having features/unlockables that are only 'achieved' by paying money. Totally flies in the face of the whole concept of free online games, not to mention rewarding bribes rather than effort and skill. 3/5.
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While I was playing this game I took my attack and power hits. I put up another window talking to people, walked away, came back, and the nerd was still flying at around 400k... This game doesn't wanna be watched, and when you walk away while it's going, it rewards you as long as you have the beer helm on...
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finds nerd in a heap on the ground* you alright nerd did i hit you to hard?did i kill you?answer me!*hits with gorilla arm* ANSWER ME YOU STUPID NERD!kicks nerds head off*
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Turtle: Nerd I am your father!
Nerd: Duh thats from star wars that doesnt mean i get fit by a fly swatter and fly and get faceplants and the only difference between you and me is that you get launched by a Cannon Duh
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i just looked at all these comments, and wrote this, and i bet my person is still going (last time i checked 100,000 feet)
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And it's high... And it's far... And it's GONE! The addition of Denize brought me back and I got the badge. Hoorah. Put more tits in your games. That'll keep my attention ;p
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he went from 17,536 feet in the air and landed face first. he got up and said "Noob shot! Didn't even go that far lolz." THE HELL.
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lol i shot him straight up in a cannon and when he landed it glitched that he still had the flames when he was walking.
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they removed alot of the gem getting stuff like hit the geek on the way back wait for the geek to walk al the way back
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Wow This is a great online GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HOMERUN IN BERZERK LAND: BERZEKk BALL :D
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would be great if there where AFK things like maybe if u dont hit for a while with guitar you go play on your guitar just a suggestion
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hey erm idk if anyones suggested this but how bout making the random things actual upgrades that we can buy/improve frequency of that way it at least feels like we have some semblance of control over the mad randomness involved in making a good shot.
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Got to 637,000 feet, I've bought everything I would possibly need, but alas... I refuse to buy kreds so I don't get the locked weapons. So I can't get the hard badge -.-. Yeah I'm done with this game. And no... sorry I don't want to hear about how I could buy this game for the i-phone after every single trial
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I really want to like this game, but it's incredibly frustrating and unsatisfying in the end. I don't give a rat's a** that it is like Toss the Turtle and others in it's genre, but getting the hard badge or going over 500,000 reliably without buying the locked weapons is just a matter primarily of dumb luck. Sitting at the computer for 2-3 minutes with my finger on the right arrow while the geek is mainly above the field of play and hoping that he hits enough bees to have a shallow angle of inclination to have a chance to make the first few power smashes possible or that he hits a cannon or a robot just isn't really much fun. I hope the next version corrects some of these flaws, because the concept is great...but only gets three stars in the end from me.