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It's funny when you hit the geek straight up, he catches on fire, and comes back down, and lands still on fire. Then he gets up and walks calmly back, flames streaking around him all the while. Maybe this geek is cooler than we thought.
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I see... giant buff dudes walking around with cool helmets, meat growing on trees, hamburger clouds, three-packs of beer bigger than the berzerkers, and a really cute girl running around with a shotgun. I WANNA MOVE TO BERZERKLAND!
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I don't know. The idea that "cash trumps skill" seems a legitimate complaint. That the designers don't like it and try to dismiss it by putting it in the geek's mouth means they are using his methods. (Note: On other servers, there are ways to get additional diamonds that don't involve "cash trumps skill" mitigating the problem.)
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i made the geek fly strait in the air by a cannon and then he went to outerspace and when he fell and walked back, the flame was still behind him lol
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Looks like the diamond items are automatically unlocked for everyone once you hit that amount of diamonds. I guess it's a reward thing: Get that many diamonds and the game gives you new toys.
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I've got the same problem like 'falarikae' some comments below. Everytime this guy almost hits the ground I want to hit him with a power smash, but it takes several seconds that the character actually does a power smash after I clicked...
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I did what Mattesp suggested and with luck, went from a high score of around 600,000 to just short of 1.5 mil. It works!
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ALL MY PROGRESS DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM TAKING THE NEXT BUS/CAR/LORRY/OTHER TRANSPORT TO BERSERK STUDIOS WITH A SHOTGUN , THREE GRENADES AND A TAZER TO BEAT THEM AND BEAT THEM HARD!!!
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ha ha. That guy must be in VERY good shape to run 3o,ooo feet in under 4 seconds and still have enough stamina to smack the sh!t out of that fat boy without being winded. ^_^
Also, people.... Toss the turtle was not the first game of it's kind... Have we all forgotten Smack the Monkey???
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I could really use an indicator where what item goes on that nice body. Otherwise, just max it all, combine some items, put a weight on the --> key, and go do something useful, like making your homework, go to the movies, walk the dog...
Rate up if you walked the dog!