Food! Funnel! Speed!

Description

A psychedelic TPE (Third Person Eater), this game allows you to liberate your inner hedonist as you consume mountains of food and handfuls of magical reality-altering pills (oh, and teacups).

Play as one of four unique characters, each with their own distinctive wardrobe and background music.

+Achievements:+
* *Unlocking the Doors of Perception:* Use both types of pills to reach both the highest and lowest time speeds within a single game. _Reward:_ +50 to your score multiplier.
* *Vom Nom Nom:* Swallow every object ejected from your funnel when your belly gets too full. _Reward:_ +15 to your score multiplier.
* *Impulse Control* Get a score multiplier of 25, by avoiding gorging yourself sick. _No reward, as such (May become a badge in the future)_
* *Impulse Control* Get a score multiplier of 50, by consistently controlling your intake._No reward, as such (May become a badge in the future)_
* *Asceticism* Get a score multiplier of 75, by shunning excess in worldly pleasures._No reward, as such (May become a badge in the future)_

How to Play

Use your cursor to control your character's horizontal movement, as they catch falling food and other objects. While a mouse would be preferable, a touch-pad would work well enough.