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The moment when you see in the 'Breaking News' box "Disease spotted in Madagascar."
Scream like a little girl.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
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Apparently... If you have New Zealand, and Madagascar's port is still open, all you need is rodents and it should infect them. Apprently...
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You know your disease is deadly when you can cross the species barrier with ease, cause floods, eathquakes, and goddamn hurricanes!
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Secretary of Madagascar: Mr. President sir, you have a running nose
President of Madagascar: HOLY CRAP CLOSE THE BORDERS HAND OUT WATER KILL ANIMALS SPEND ALL THE MONEY ON USELESS THINGS
*MEANWHILE*
Secretary of Greenland: Mr. President sir you are slowly dying of a dangerous disease and have lost function in part of your brain.
President of Greenland: Bzzzzz Bugh Raggh
TRANSLATION
Ok whatever
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The doctors of Greenland never give up. Even if they are the last man on the island they make researches till they die.
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"Your disease has managed to exterminate humans off the face of the Earth." And what about the crew in the 2 remaining ships, that keep on wandering around because all ports are closed?
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ULTMAN!!! "Adding some things to naruto's guide" ?????!!!!!!
The only thing that you add was "(unless you started in Madagascar)", that was something that ALL of us know!!! XD
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Adding some things to naruto's guide:
1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders (unless you started in Madagascar) or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method.
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Buy rodent transmission ... In less than an hour the world has killed all rodents
Buy insect transmission ... In less than an hour the world has killed all insects
Ummmmm ... what??!!?
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I've lost count of the number of times I've played this game - yet I still have never managed to infect a single person in Madagascar. Infuriating.
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Scenario 1) Disease Starts in japan. 3 infected. President of Madagascar: "HOLY ****, we found a disease that makes to cough when a rodent bites you! SHUT DOWN ALL THE SCHOOLS, CLOSE THE BORDERS, SCREW THE HOSPITALS, WE DON'T NEED FOOD AND SUPPLIES THROUGH THE DOCKS OR AIRPORTS! HAND OUT BOTTLED WATER, GAS MASKS, ENFORCE CURFEW AND MARTIAL LAW, AND CREMATE THE DEAD... NOW!
Scenario 2) Disease that in one second of infection gives you pulmonary edema then tells you to commit suicide starts in Northern-Eastern Canada and is spreading fast. Civilian: " President, we better close the borders and be careful... that disease ripped through Canada!"
President Of Greenland: " Eh... who cares i'm playing Minecraft."
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KILLED EVERY PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET EXCEPT FOR THOSE
MADAGASCAR INFIDELS!!! ( no offense to Madagascar people)