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Every time I name my disease 'Death' so I can imagine a conversation like this:
Newscast person: We have just discovered a new disease only known as, Death.
People watching: AHHHHH CALL THE PRESIDENT, TELL HIM TO- (disease hits and he is infected)
fvuhisdfuhinvdfsuinhhn..............
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Also start a game and look at the countries even if they are not infected they die off pretty quickly im in 3x and I left on all night and the virus killed everyone :P
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I started in New Zealand, sold any symptoms, zero visibility, Madagascar shut down on day 6. I have one thing to say: WTH, NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THEM!
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Hmm.... Argentina and Madagascar are the last two eh?
BREAKING NEWS: The disease has spread to Argentina
YES!!
But wait, there's more! The president of Madagascar has just shut down the shipyards
ONE DAY MADAGASCAR, I WILL GET U, AND THE WORLD
*President Madagascar shows me the Madagascar trollface.
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God damn it Argentina. They're the last to get infected and right before it spreads there they shut down all their access.
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Scientist: Mr. President, a new virus has infected the earth's entire population. President of New Zealand: Oh look, cartoons! (a few weeks later) Scientist: Sir, half of the world's population is dead. President of New Zealand: Soooo, that's bad right?
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The Government of Madagascar has decided to shut down all airports to prevent further infection! Me: Oh, how smart of you. I thought millions were sitting on birds trying to fly over. Well look at that, my plan is fooled.
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...Are you kidding me? Madagascar sent a ship out, and I followed it. It went around Australia, past Japan, turned near the boarders of Russia. I assumed it was going to land there. Nope. It went past Russia, Past West Europe, past Argentina, up to The US. I then Assumed it was going to land in Canada. Nope. Went past Canada, past Greenland, back down West Europe, and finally landed in South Africa. A ship went around the world, around North and South America twice, just to get to a country that was so close to it. The Captain must've been drunk.
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Trololol, I just saw the impossible badge was actually called President Madagascar Assassination badge. I did start in madagascar, and it just spread too slow :P
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Newsflash: The entire world is suffering from a disease without any effect, scientists are searching for a vacination. THe only place on earth which isn't infected: MADAGASCAR! We interviewed the President of Madagascar with our only reporter in Madagascar.
Reporter: How come Madagascar is the only place without the disease?
Madagascar: Well, if we suspect ANY disease to infect our country, we immediately shut out borders and gates. We even shut our airports, which we don't have. Ofcourse this whole situation is one big overreaction, but look at us now, healthy and well :).
Person in crowd: LOOK! SOMEONE FROM THE USA!
Madagascar: G--DAMMIT! After all this work, we're gonna be infected T-T... I'm gonna isolate myself so I keep healthy!
* 10 days later *
Healthy people on earth: 1
Dead: The rest of the world.
Madagascar: If I stay here I might not be infected...
The end :) *like wtf*
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lols it is horrible that i thought i had all countrys so i started killing them all with algizera then i relize japan escaped
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Indonisia: while the rest of the world is dying and were safe, we'll keep our borders open! nobody infected went too indonisia =(
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Note to myself: when i'll want to kill everyone with a deadly virus, launch a nuclear missile on Madagascar-it's the only solution