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President of madagascar:look at all those other countries with their people dead. But we are still living! Vice president:sir, a person has sneezed in madagascar. President:OH SHIT. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING! Vice president:but sir... President: EVERYTHING!
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Why the blazes do people panic over such a harmless virus that does... absolutely nothing? It's like all newspaper headlines saying "WARNING, IF YOU WEAR TOO LITTLE CLOTHES, YOU MAY GET A COLD!".
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-Ehm, sir? Sir? Mister President?
-Yes, citizen of Madaskar, what do you want?
-We've found a disease.
-What kind of disease?
-Well... It's not dangerous, has no symptoms and really does no harm whatsoever.
-... Well, HOLY. SWEET. HELL! Why didn't anyone tell me?
-That's because it's not visible, Sir. We had to use our black magic skillz.
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive!
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i looked at the game guide, and guess what? the first country to get the isease was madagascar. And i was like you are one cheating b****!
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If you start in madagascar, you cheated, if you infected madagascar, you cheated, if madagascar closes its borders and shipyard in the first day, your playing on easy mode.
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I'm starting to think anyone who claims they got the impossible badge is actually a liar... I've tried the guide but every single time the world goes from "ignoring" to "shut everything down!!!!" in less than an hour on the clock...
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7 days pass disease is a bacteria only symptom is sneezing. World: Quick shut everything down!!! -_- Disease: Hmmm... Kidney Failure!!!! Whole world freaks out. Then a huge series of aftershocks randomly happen. Lol
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k i was wrong im sorry but do what i done but just get madagascar and austalia first like g do what above says but add this to double ur quickness if u want record
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what to buy to make easy pulsory edema not visible but deadly and spreads so by the time everything closes they are already red so itll spread to rest of country and next step is..
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quick way to win sell all attributes and get like cold for ex and the bottom left and get to highest level on each nothing will close cuz of no infecitions but there is cuz of the heat and frost so free infected people anyone?