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Started with Madagascar. Was overjoyed. Infected everything except Argentina. So naturally, the borders close, shipyards are shut down.
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"Disease spotted in Madagascar" Is the greatest possible thing you can read in this game especially if it is the first thing you read.
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No matter what the hell I do, I simply cannot get madagascar infected. I followed the popular guide guide and my disease had no visible symptoms at all, the world was getting infected and still, Madagascar shuts the shipward down. Damn, damn, DAMN.
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Reporter: Yes, we're on live television in Rome, waiting to see who the next Pope will be. Once we find out who the next Pope will be, he will be seen by the people here to be s-COUGHCOUGHCOUGH!!! President US: Should get a new reporter. President Russia: I wonder what's on Vodka Unlimited. President Africa: I wonder if they found something new in Cairo. President Madagascar: QUICK!!! CLOSE EVERYTHING DOWN!!! HAND OUT BOTTLED WATER AND MREs!!! KILL ALL RODENTS AND INSECTS!!! WE SHALL OUTLAST THIS PANDEMIC!!!
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Day 1: virus appears in Madagascar.(yay!) Day 42: everyone laughs at Madagascar for being the only one infected. Day 43: 7 more countries infected. Day 44: Madagascar laughs at everyone else, then sneezes uncontrollably.
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kuruqu , jepekula , dragonstorm99, rose81 , cah2 ALL ARE YOU WEAKLING AND BASTAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EMBARASSING BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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Oh no they are developing a vaccine (the first) buys level 4 drug resistance...10 minutes later the vaccine worksFUUUU
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everyone is sneezing and two countries are infected. no deaths. OMG CLOSE THE AIRPORTS!!!! would they do that for the flu? VACCINE!!! WE NEED TO MAKE ONE!!! WE NEED TO CLOSE OUR ONLY THING CONNECTING US TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD!!!!!! Madagascar, go to hell.
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Somehow Peru, of all places made it through an entire game without getting a single infection, everything else was dead.
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My disease has no way of spreading, no symptoms, and can only resist cold, moisture, and heat. Yet most of the world is stricken by it?