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Calls President of Madagascar:....Boo. President of Madagascar:WHAT WAS THAT? DESTROY ALL CELLPHONES, CLOSE THE INTERNET, CUT ALL TELEPHONE CABLES!!!!!!
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President Madagascar: What's up, Secretary General of the UN
UN:1 person has seen a computer virus that deleted the software of his Nintendo Wii game.
PM:A virus?
UN:Yes.
PM:CLOSE THE HARBOUR AND THE BORDERS!HAND BOTTLED WATER!BURN DEAD BODIES!CLOSE THE AIRPORTS AND HOSPITALS THAT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE!AND DON"T FORGET TO SUE NINTENDO!!!
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We just found a completely inoffensive, useless, no symptoms, no deaths and only 1 infected.
PM: CLOSE EVERY BORDER, KILL RODENTS AND INSECTS, CLOSE SHIPYARDS, SHUT DOWN AIRPORTS EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NO AIRPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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do u people like this game cos no afence but hot the hel do you do it it is basicly impossible in wat you have to do can some one help me pls no on is goin to help me so its ok
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive.
thanks for the comment.
i did not manage to get to all time but it still got me a impossible badge
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President Madagascar : U there..? Please tell me ur still alive.... Cmon seriously are u there?
Picks up phone* Chuck Norris: yea im there got my BB gun ready.. Just upgraded it to shoot Over 9000 Calibur Bullets.... PM: WTF HELL YEA MAN GO DO UR THING ! 5 sec later...* BB Gun shot sound* WTF BOOOOMM !!! Cleared President Madagascar Assasin Badge*
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good game...the thought of eradicating mankind just gives me a sense of pleasure........the only problem would be to make Madagascar and Australia not so scared of everything 4/5
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P.S. Save up your evolution points so when they develop a vaccine and when they are deploying it then buy all drug resistances
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Doctor this person seems to have aflesheating virus! Doctor: Do i look like I care Lost is on! 3-6 months later Doctor: Is that a zombie at my door?
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Sooo...My virus has just one symptom, sneezing. So I started off in South Africa...after 10 days, the world was shut down and a vaccine was being researched... overkill much?
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this is borring now i got madagascar as my origin but i just can spread out of there now it says everythings open but i havent seen a single ship leave
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I'm really hoping that Pandemic 3 is less... terrible. You think a country "officially" closing its borders and/or harbors will stop a flood of refugees trying to escape a pandemic? Or that a disease with no symptoms and no casualties will shut down global trade and commerce? It's a good proof of concept, but come on, I've seen more realistic global disasters in a Michael Bay movie. (Yeah, I just compared your game to ARMAGEDDON. I hope that makes you half as furious as I was the 300th time Madagascar shut their harbors down.)
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i found a way to get the hard badge easily. choose parasite, and sell all of your starting symptoms. buy resistence 1-1-1-1, and dont buy any transmissions or symptoms. when all of the areas have been infected buy resistence 1-1-1-4, airborne, and 4 symptoms: sores, boils, vomiting, and necrosis. then just wait until you have enough points to buy heart failer, and wait until the population is extinct. Two last points. 1. it doesnt matter where u start, and 2. it takes a while to start infecting regions. at first it seems like you arent making any progress, but you will. Good luck!
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impossible badge guide
pick virus always
1. get new zealend if u dont restart till u do
2. buy 1-1-1-4 resistances
3.w8 until everything is infected
4.if its not go back to step 1 (never quit until all boats and planes have reached there destination just incase)
5. get tier 2 and 3 never tier 4 and get everything in all tiers except kidney failure
6. watch as u own
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i startedin madagascar. but, australia shut down everything!! i mean, i had no visibility!!! at least i killed every one else. Ill try again. thanks Nauto98001! u helped me a lot!