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Greenland was going to be like "KEEP EVERYTHING OPEN WE WILL BE THE HEROS OF THE WORLD :D!" next day there all dead :3
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This game should be renamed "wait and pray" cause that's pretty much the theme... I just sold all my upgrades and just sat there watching Madagascar for a whole game. Not a single boat landed there.
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Person:Hey president theres a new virus out it does not do anything,I call it THE END OF THE WORLD!President:Leave everything open.....Not Madagascar WE!WILL!NEVER CLOSE MADAGASCAR!Person:Uhhhhh?Wait it-President:I dont care!Its the end of the world!!!!!!!
Day 55 The president is watching Peinguans of Madagascar He sees an emergency news broad cast and throws his Cheerios at the T.V he realizes that every one should move to Madagascar they will be healthy there!Day 70 Everyone manages to fit in Madagascar and someone tells the President that they infected the last healthy people...So thats why everyone in The Peinguins of Madagascar was vomiting?
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How does selling symptoms work anyway? "Oh my God! Oh my God! He's hemhorraging! Someone help us! Wait, what's that you say? He just stopped? Oh, OK, never mind then."
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Person: Mr President we found a new virus!
Mr President: What is it?!
Person: Scientists call it nothing!
Mr President: F@#*! Close everything! Kill people and kill rodents! *Mr President talks to his country* People, there is a new virus!
People of country: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Mr President: We call it nothing.
Peoople of country: Phew!
Mr President: We will now kill you all!
People of country: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! S@#* WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
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President Bush: Really? There's a virus that's inside every human being that doesn't hurt us?
Person: Yes, it's called E coli.
President Bush: Oh God, shut everything down! Shut it all down now!
Person: Um, Mr. President, E coli doesn't hurt humans.
President Bush: It doesn't matter! Shut it all down!
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I love insanity: crazy guy's who aren't rotting: almost zombie invasion, it's a sin that the american president won't nuke madagascar in him insane rage!
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HAHA person:President World i have horrible news.....PW:Break it to me straight what is it? Person:Mr World they approximate amount of days to produce a cure will be...Lets see carry the 1..It doesn't look good it will take approximately infinity days to complete...PW:OH MY !@$#ING GOD!
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i have acheved the impossible, and its not the badge, the first ever country i killed was............
MADAGASCAR!!!!! YAY!!!!
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All except Madagasgar was infected, like usual, and the US had about 250 infected. Immideitly, America shuts down everything before everyone else. WTF?
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so stupid, that after it infects 2 countries no matter how closely i follow the best strategy japan, madagascar, and greenland all shut everything down
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Is it bad that the diseases "Cancer", "Swin Flu", and "Black Plague" do nothing, but when I name my disease "Justin Bieber", I end up killing everybody?
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I wonder what the world would be like after the entire population is killed and world is barren... expect for madagascar. The world is going to be overrun with talking lemurs.
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Scientist- Mr. President of Madagascar...
PM- Yes???
Scientist- There is a new virus that has infected Canada.
PM- WHAT!?!?!??!??! HIDE YO KIDZ, HIDE YO WIFES, AND LOCK THE COUNTRY FROM INVASION!!!! Get me a sandwich while your at it. :P
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How many people have to make a role playing senario of Madagascar? There's already 2 in the top comments, they're just spam at this point..
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Man: Ah, Mr president of madagascar sir, i have some news from yo-
PM: SHUT IT DOWN, STOP THE DOCKS STOP THE BOATS STOP EVERYTHING GI-
Man: but sir I havent even said anything yet
PM: VE OUT GASMASKS MAKE MARSHAL LAW HAVE CURFEWS LOCK AWAY YOUR KIDS KILL-
Man: It's just your wife sir, shes bought you a puppy
PM: THE RATS KILL THAT PUPPY KILL EVERYTHING ARGHHHHH.
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finally, 86 days and 161500 score
did it without sneezing and with airborne, madagskar was infected just after closing shipyard))
yeah, first tryed to get this badge about 100 days ago)
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Tyhe vaccine just finished on me as soon as the hospitals shut down. That is a bummer. THEY HAVE THE CURE, THEY JUST CANT GET IT OUT OF THE DAMN HOSPITALS!