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yey! i killed humanity! xD within 72 days.:DD i started in Madagascar, after 34 days..there's still no other countries infected.HAHA.i was frustrated, after restarting and restarting just to get this country, IT WONT WORK?! i clicked every button.guess what? it worked..spread to Australia after that. ;)
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Yeah, I'm convinced that if I ever go to Greenland I'm going to go out on the street and flail around like I'm on fire inside, that my brains are falling out, and then complain to all of the citizens inside watching Spongebob that if I were in Madagascar they would have been killing all of the insects and rodents and setting old people on fire.
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Person:"MR.PRESIDENT OF MADAGSCAR!"Mr.pom:"WHAT?!? SPONGEBOBS ON!"Person:"Someone coughed in USA what should we do?"Mr.pom:"Well... I don't kn-WAIT! WHAT?!?"Person:"Someone coughed in USA what should we do?"Mr.pom:"SHUT DOWN AIRPORTS, PORTS, AND KILL EVERYONE BUT ME!"Person:Well...WHY?"Mr.pom:"SOMEONE COUGHED IN THE USA!"
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one last thing-if a ship is in the sea when all shipyards close it should disapear. like the its bouncng around SUCKS
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madagascar prez:ahhhhhh a day of no sickness Advisor:Mr. prez a man in our city has just got an invisble virus that does nothing that maybe could help us. MP:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nuclear lockdown and gas mask now!
Advisor:but the disease doesnt do anything
MP:GERMS! they will turn into giant robots and rape our lemors and eat our piss!shut everything down
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If you start in greenland, here's my guide to get the apocalyptic Pessimist badge:
!1)Pick VIRUS 2) start in Greenland 3)Get all first resistences and only fever. Sell Sneezing etc!
4)After some days, Your evolution Points should be like 15. Buy moisture resistance 2 and get sneezing, coughing and vomiting (aka everything in first Tier) 5)Wait some more days, unlock tier 2 and buy anything you'd like. Be sure to get Moisture and Drug resistance to four!
6)Then just click the fullspeed button and enjoy. Make sure you have all four transit upgrades...
Done
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You know, I really do love the concept in this game and it's sort of fun to fool around with, but at the same time I absolutely despise luck-based gameplay with almost 0 chance to influence the outcome. The number of times the random number god has screwed me (and clearly many others, noting the Madagascar memes) is just plain obscene. If only there was some skill aspect to the game rather than "do your best to improve your odds and pray". I just want so bad to be able to sing the game's praises, but not as it is.
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I... freaking.. hate... Cuba!
No, I'm not meaning Madagascar, cause everytime I hit those Cuba starts the paranoia-trip.
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President Madagascar "hmm whats this swine flu?" "its a desise" President Madagascar "A DESISE ARR NUKLEAR ATAK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Oh man, that's hilarious... the entire world's infected, I'm just waiting for the points to be able to make it increasingly lethal... and these two little boats are whipping around in the Atlantic Ocean, trying desperately to find a place to land, but all the ports are closed. Just keep going in a holding pattern....