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Hello this is Cuba tv station. all the other countries have no signs of life. and game over to the virus cause no-one alive is infected.
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They say that Madagascar closes its airports to prevent infection, and yet I fail to see a single airport in the entire country
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What!!! The vaccine worked! There's no sympton whatsoever! i can't infect any more people? okay, i'm going to buy EVERY SYMPTON AND KILL ALL OF U PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR THOSE 2 COUNTRIES
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ah good let's play......huh my disease starts with sneezing......oh look it reached my contry...*achoo*omg*acho**achooo* no*achoo* way *achoo* NOOO i'm going to get killed by my disease!!!
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Really? Final holdout is Eastern Europe? You know, closing borders doesn't actually prevent border crossings by rodents, insects, water, air, OR people.
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Hahaha yes!! Almost every country is infected now! As soon as i have them all i will unleash death upon them!! All i need is *China has closed its borders to prevent infection* *China closes its airports* *China closes its ports* GAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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i think that it's funny when it says i can't infect anyone else but there do al doing stuff so you won't get infected!
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scientist 1: sir what will we call this virus? scientist 2: the billy mays virus. scientist 1: why that sir? scientist 2: because it causes hart attacks and sweating. scientist 1: .........................really.
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dear america: why do you shut down airports and shipyards when a virus causes vomiting, coughing, and sneezing like most do?
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We just discovered a vaccine to cure this epidemic!-10 hours later: Dang it mutated and is now immune to everything...
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why close schools , airports , and ports to prevent infection when everyone is already infected lol , wish there was a pandemic 3
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I named my disease "The Common Cold" and gave it symptoms to match. Cold 3, moisture 2, drug 4, with airborne transmission. Symptoms were coughing, fever, and sneezing. (If you wanna say I'm wrong, go ahead) I honestly didn't expect to do well, but I infected almost the entire world. (Western Europe and Madagascar got away without having to experience the shittiness this is a cold)
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I start in Madagascar , and wow am I happy, but guess what? I can't get the disease OUT of Madagscar -.- That's not even funny...
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Virus: Die President GREENLAND , Die!!! Obama: OH SH-T, BARNEY'S ON!! Assistant: Wait, what about the virus and the President GREENLAND being de-, OH SH-T , YOUR RIGHT, BARNEY'S ON!! Obama/Assistant: F--K YA!!!!!!
OBAMA DIED 3 REGIONS LATER BECAUSE HIS ASSISTANT HAD DIARRHEA IN HIS PANTS :)
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Clearly Madagascar released the virus. That's why they seal their borders quickly, so they can achieve World Domination.
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Someone played this game, and thought it would make a good movie. It is called "Infection" and in it hopefully Madagascar WILL DIE!!!!!