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Captain: We must set sail! to madagascar we go!
*borders close*
Captain: Back home to America then!
*borders of world close*
Captain: ...where now crew? seems like we must sail around the world with our unlimited amount of fuel!
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*a person sneezes and is not caused by virus*Madagascar:holy $hit DISEASE lock down the city, close the borders, take a million doses, allow no planes to come in nor ships,stay healthy or you all will be thrown in jail, hand out bottled waters,leave every other county to die,screw the vaccine,stay in homes,shoot all the animals and who cares if they go extinct,and where masks.WE MUST SURVIVE!!!(turns out that madagascar president was born afraid of germs and always overeacts to them)jerk
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ugh this is hopeless!! I have every last country infected and all humans dead but madagascar is just an impenetrable fortress when it closes everything.not one human got infected in madagascar.so my advice is to start in madagascar to even have a chance at winning.besides that id say 4/5
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heh... the last uninfected country just closed its airports to avoid infection, a few seconds after getting infected... it was peru, and peru doesn't have an airport... double failure
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lol i played and i got like 2/3 of the world infected then they made a vaccine, it worked right but i began checking countries i infected and everywhere there was nobody healthy... so vaccine was a complete flop.. until i clicked canada. THERE WAS 1!!! HEALTHY PERSON!!!! 1!!!! goddamn the canadian
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Game should be winnable regardless of starting location. Game fails. Its just pure luck of where you start as to if you can win or not. No matter what good decisions you make about how to ply, if you don't start in one of the very few good spots (Madagascar is the best) you'll never get 100% kill. If I could give -500 stars I would.
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/sir sir madagscar prez: yes? man:some one in africa sneezed!! mp:o si** close the boardedrs!!! kill the rodents! man: sir! greenland prez:yes? man:half of the world has been wiped out and the virus is water born and its a bactira that is in uor water! gp:what ever go away im makeing jiffy pop
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Scientist: Mr. president guy of Madagascar we have just detected a virus with no resistences symptoms or methods of infecting people. What do we do? MR. President Guy: HOLY SWEET BABY JESUS CHRIST. Shut down every form of transport hand out water set a curfew and shoot anyone who tries to come in to our country. Scientist: Yes sir but dont you think your over reacting. (6 months later) Scientist: sir evryone on earth is dead but us at madagascar. President guy: Told you this would happen
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after reading comments on how argentina ,new zealand ,madagasgar and japan where causing problems for evryone i started in indonisea and infected all those in about 5mins so lucky me:P
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freaking madagascar, when it finally starts there so i can infect everywhere, it takes 103 days to wipe out the planet because of how long it takes to spread
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Gotta love the ships that were out on open water when the last dock was closed, doomed to sail the high seas for eternity.
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So, I watched Contagion with some friends. I just said the word Madagascar and the whole theater started laughing. Thanks Pandemic.
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one good trick: erase all symptoms; wait untill almost or all regions are infected; add sneezing; sit back, relax, and enjoy the show! When 0 healthy people remain, cure progress will stop. Will say "approxamite days to completion: infanite" ;)
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i killed everything..... in my game, greenland had 200 people and still had everything open... how can they operate the docks, airport, and hospital with 200 sick people o.O