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/sir sir madagscar prez: yes? man:some one in africa sneezed!! mp:o si** close the boardedrs!!! kill the rodents! man: sir! greenland prez:yes? man:half of the world has been wiped out and the virus is water born and its a bactira that is in uor water! gp:what ever go away im makeing jiffy pop
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Scientist: Mr. president guy of Madagascar we have just detected a virus with no resistences symptoms or methods of infecting people. What do we do? MR. President Guy: HOLY SWEET BABY JESUS CHRIST. Shut down every form of transport hand out water set a curfew and shoot anyone who tries to come in to our country. Scientist: Yes sir but dont you think your over reacting. (6 months later) Scientist: sir evryone on earth is dead but us at madagascar. President guy: Told you this would happen
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after reading comments on how argentina ,new zealand ,madagasgar and japan where causing problems for evryone i started in indonisea and infected all those in about 5mins so lucky me:P
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freaking madagascar, when it finally starts there so i can infect everywhere, it takes 103 days to wipe out the planet because of how long it takes to spread
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Gotta love the ships that were out on open water when the last dock was closed, doomed to sail the high seas for eternity.
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So, I watched Contagion with some friends. I just said the word Madagascar and the whole theater started laughing. Thanks Pandemic.
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one good trick: erase all symptoms; wait untill almost or all regions are infected; add sneezing; sit back, relax, and enjoy the show! When 0 healthy people remain, cure progress will stop. Will say "approxamite days to completion: infanite" ;)
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i killed everything..... in my game, greenland had 200 people and still had everything open... how can they operate the docks, airport, and hospital with 200 sick people o.O
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I just watched a boat go from Madagascar, around Australia, around Asia, past Europe, past Greenland, around North America, around South America then up into Europe... i think the Captian is on drugs
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Dam Madagascar. I mean your a country of poor black people living in grass huts surviving on lemur meat and you shut down your f#cking only possible source income, your one god dam dock, when someone half way across the world in Western Europe has a little diarrhea... HOW THE F#CK DID YOU EVEN HERE ABOUT THAT?????
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What. The. Hell. Almost ALL of the world is infected, and Madagascar is doing absoulutely NOTHING. Peru is the killer for me.
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Infected the whole world, almost, and most countries have 100 infection rate... and my evoltuion points slow to a halt... CURSE YOU MADAGASCAR,JAPAN AND NEW ZEALAND!