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Interesting... I never suspected that closing the borders would be respected by disease-carrying insects and rodents. Guess those vermin are more law-abiding than we give them credit for.
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When I hear about zombies breaking out, I will swim to Madagascar. They'll probably have everything shut down before scientists get the first syllable of zombie out. I literally just infected the US with a BARELY VISIBLE parasite that only causes a fever and hasn't killed anyone yet and they were like, "What? No. Game Over. Shut the ports. Look at that, a fever? In America, which is like, I don't even know how far away from us? We'll be next. And fevers, you know, they're a national crisis. THIS COULD BE THE END OF HUMANITY AS WE KNOW IT. We should also shut down the hospitals, because it's not like there's gonna be any other sicknesses in Madagascar while this pretty much unnoticeable parasite roams in America. Thank God we're geniuses."
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I think there should be a multiplayer version where you and several other people compete to make your disease the most prevalent and once everyone dies, the person with the most people killed wins.
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Wow, a ship that came from a completely infected country was just about to dock in Madagascar, disease free, then they close the shipyards.
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So after trying SARs, the bubonic plague, and the common cold, I, in absolute desperation, put in a joke name without much hope.
Three months later, not a living soul was left on the planet. Oops. Started in Japan, then hit in rapid fire Indonesia, Peru, Cuba, and Madagascar before the week was out.
Apparently, it appears that Touhou is the most contagious virus ever invented.
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Disease name: Bieber Fever Class: Virus Report: Wiped out most of the human race except for Madagascar, Japan, and Indonesia
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i enjoy how every country is red but then i look and i see Madagascar is green. People in Madagascar are probaly saying " we lived, take that China!"
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Everything was going great,Madagascar Was infected,the world was infected. Other then Argentina >.> Had to reset because they close their borders.
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in Greenland: Patient: "um doctor i have the flu". Doctor: "take an aspirin and go away". In Madagascar: Patient: "sir, i have a runny nose" President of Madagascar: "OH SHI* WERE ALL GONNA DIE! CLOSE THE PORTS, LOCK EVERYONE INSIDE THEIR HOUSES! BURN ALIVE PEOPLE CUZ THERE ARENT ANY DEAD BODIES!
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Note: DON'T PICK VIRUS. You will have to reset loads of times if you listen to that walkthrough. Pick Parasite, it may be slow but it is never noticed.
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wow i laughed when i saw everything devoided from life except Japan..
How is it so hard inflicting it?! please i need help haha
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They close everyone and vaccinate. Because viruses are known to mutate very quickly, the effects are unknown of the later mutations so they quickly attempt to destroy it in a hope to stave off possible pandemic.
Quitesimple really.
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Scientists would say a disease has wiped out the whole world. I would say chuck norris farted and the whole world died.
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3/4 OF OUR POPULATION ARE SICK!!!
LETS JUST WAIT TILL ALL OF THEM ARE SICK THEN BURN THE BODIES AND ETC!!
Lol smart Gov.
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You know what's funny. There's loads of viruses that infect humans that don't cause symptoms (mostly-some cause cancers). Viruses are everywhere. Makes you want to drink your orange juice.
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Finally, after 5 tries, my virus has caused human to become extinct.Ironically, my virus' name was: PEACE. (Well it did bring peace after so many years of Iraq War, Afgan, economic crisis, global warming, etc. I would love the day to be changed to 21st December 2012, hehe :)
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Somehow, during the last time I read about madagascar, they had an airport as Air France was giving this holiday travel plan. I guess they must have demolished it on hearing 'aaaaaaaacho".