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Greenland Reports: Half the population is dead, the remaining half is heavily infected with severe symptoms of fever, vomiting, dementia to name a few. Classes are still ongoing. Repeat, classes are still ongoing. In other news...
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Soooo all the shipyards are closed and there's this one boat just circling the Atlantic with nowhere to go. Where does his fuel come from? And how do I make him die a horrible viral death???
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First time playing, names bacteria Santa clause, it never got past china
second time playing, names bacteria religion, world dies in 10 mins!
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In reality, Bayer or Eli Lilly would simply refuse to give the vaccine to anyone for less then a *bazillion dollars*, and let everyone die. Happened before, and the government had to just produce it themselves and tell the company to GTFO. I call that mass-murder by negligence. The pharma companies call it business as usual.
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New game, don't bother renaming your virus because there's no point, load new game up, see you didn't start in Madagascar, start over. Rinse, repeat, ad nauseum.
A potentially good game ruined. 1/5.
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*Disease spreads to Madagascar* Madagascar: "Shut down all Shipyards!" Me: "To late for that now! MWAHAHAHAHA!! - (Five days later) *The vaccine has been developed and is now being distributed. It works just as well as the humans hoped* Me: "Oh Sh*t" *Checks World Panel* Reads--Healthy:285 *Looks around. Finds them in-* Madagascar: "Problem?" Me: "FFFUUUUUUUUUUU-"
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note to self: at the end of the world plan trip to madagascar because they have no freaking airports or any way other than boat to destroy it!!!
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ok this is the game that nuclear terrorists start on
terrorist;ok now where should i start?mabye i should start in north america
next day;i thought theywould stay open but the er and dock closed and the border
GAME OVER
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I don't get it, even if I follow the top rated comment I STILL always have a country such as New Zealand or Greenland shutting down everything before the virus can spread everywhere. It's stupid how luck based this game is. Sometimes I'll have every country except a single one, and sometimes 5 or 6 will be completely closed off.
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My disease started in Peru: no airports, no docks. Disease spreads...
to... Africa... so someone swam all the way there?
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Random dude: hey Mr.President of Madagascar, there's a harmless virus 9,500 miles away in Canada! What should we do?
President of Madagascar: Wait WHAT?!?!?!? NOOOO WE ARE DOOMED!!!
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING, EXTERMINATE THE RODENTS AND INSECTS, BURN THE BODIES, JUST DO EVERYTHING TO SAVE US!!!
Random dude: Hey president of Canada? After 20 days of the virus it has killed off 2/3 of our population, and only a few hundred of our people aren't infected!! Shouldn't you do something?
President of Canada: Wait, I'm watching Barbie! It's the part where she wears a new style!
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"Madagascar, completely devoid of life" YES!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!! Finally, I've successfully destroyed MADAGASCAR!!!! and the rest of the world..meh
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I started in Madagascar. Argentina survives because they closed their borders and docks and survived until the vaccine. WHY LIFE, WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
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Thanks to Nauto's strategy (plus a little of my own additions... like waiting until all countries are infected and then buying all means of transporting the virus (Rodent, Insect, Water, Air) I infected the whole world in less than 2 months (58 days to be exact)... Don't piss me off or the world will end faster than you know it >:D
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Game: Russia is dealing with widespread drought.
Game: Russia is dealing with widespread floods.
Me: Must be pretty bad to have a drought and a flood at the same time.