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I just learned something new today, I learned that the only weapon powerful enough to kill Madagascar is snezing, coughing, nausea, kindey faliure, heart faliure, brain swelling, dioreah, earthquakes, hurricanes, flooding and droughts all at the same time.
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Field Commander: "All right, here's the plan: Madagascar's shut down its shipyard, and it doesn't have an airport. The boss needs his "special surprise" to get in, so we're gonna fly a whole planeload of this stuff in."
Sergeart: "But sir, if they don't have an airport, where're we gonna land the plane?"
Field Commander: "The boss said not to worry about that part."
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My disease has five traits. I didn't even realize that was possible.
On the other hand, the world was destroyed by Intolerance. I knew it was only a matter of time. (Symptoms: Dementia, Hypersensitivity, Insanity, Blindness, and Heart Failure.)
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So i infected the Entire world except 3 countries, infected over 6.2 billion people, and not a SINGLE one died. Thats teriffic.
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Every country in the world infected in 12 days apart from Madagascar. On the 28th day Madagascar closes down its shipyards. God this game is irritating.
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Infect west europe with a virus that does nothing but make you sneeze,then new Zealand and Madagascar shut down everything,the heck :P?
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Isn't it so frustrating when Madagascar shuts down it's shipyard? Well let me tell you how you stop this! You can't, you're dead! =)
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The trick is to control speed of infection for your virus. Most countries start to export virus when the infected population reach around 130000 mark. The government start to notice you when you reach about 3000000 mark at the starting region. So, the time left for you to infect the whole world including madagascar is between those two marks. All you need is patience and time.
In order to control the spread speed, you need to play around with resistance combinations. Each virus type has a special combination for my stretegy to work so test each of them to see which one works best. Magic formulae for parasite is 1-1-1-2~4 Resistance. Just wait for long and the world will not notice you until you have infected every region. Once you finished this stage, you can just upgrade anything deadly and the world will fall.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Finally did it! after who knows how many games of trolling from Madagascar, i wiped the world! Now to take on the impossible badge....
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Disease starts spreding throughout the world. Governmentsz say, "Quick, shut down all the hospitls except the one in Greenland!"
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Hehehe. The 150 people left in China, after seeing their families, their communities, and their leaders die around them, have explosive diarrhea for their last two days on earth.