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there is 1 healthy person in the whole world. there is a glitch. in argentina, the number of healthy people keeps flashing between 1 and 0, but when i go to the world screen, it says there is 1 healthy person. WTF
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By the way, if there are earthquakes, draughts, hurricanes or whatsoever, why doesn't it affect the deaths in regions?
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Dang! One person out of 6 billion in the earth has a disease with no symptons!! End of the world everybody get locked up in homes, you can't travel, you can't eat! Ahh!!!
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guy: mr president, we found a man with a virus that has absolutly no symtoms what so ever! Madagascar president: SHUT DOWN EVERY SOCAIL EVENT! CONTOMINATE ANYONE WHO SNEEZES, COUGHES, OR ANY SYMPTOMS FOR ANYTHING! SHOOT THE INFECTED AND EVERYONE AROUND WHO IS SICK OF ANYTHING!
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Concerned Citizen: President Madagascar, a person is showing symptoms of the common cold!
President Madagascar: REALLY?!? QUICKLY BEFORE IT STARTS CATCHING! SHUT DOWN THE PORTS!!!!
CC: *AH-CHOO* Did I forget to tell you that it was in our country?
PM: SERIOUSLY!?!? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
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Got my hard badge. Finally! Lucked out and started in effing Madagascar. Go ahead, close the borders, Mr. President, see if I care! :)
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Greenland was going to be like "KEEP EVERYTHING OPEN WE WILL BE THE HEROS OF THE WORLD :D!" next day there all dead :3
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This game should be renamed "wait and pray" cause that's pretty much the theme... I just sold all my upgrades and just sat there watching Madagascar for a whole game. Not a single boat landed there.
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Person:Hey president theres a new virus out it does not do anything,I call it THE END OF THE WORLD!President:Leave everything open.....Not Madagascar WE!WILL!NEVER CLOSE MADAGASCAR!Person:Uhhhhh?Wait it-President:I dont care!Its the end of the world!!!!!!!
Day 55 The president is watching Peinguans of Madagascar He sees an emergency news broad cast and throws his Cheerios at the T.V he realizes that every one should move to Madagascar they will be healthy there!Day 70 Everyone manages to fit in Madagascar and someone tells the President that they infected the last healthy people...So thats why everyone in The Peinguins of Madagascar was vomiting?
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How does selling symptoms work anyway? "Oh my God! Oh my God! He's hemhorraging! Someone help us! Wait, what's that you say? He just stopped? Oh, OK, never mind then."
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Person: Mr President we found a new virus!
Mr President: What is it?!
Person: Scientists call it nothing!
Mr President: F@#*! Close everything! Kill people and kill rodents! *Mr President talks to his country* People, there is a new virus!
People of country: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Mr President: We call it nothing.
Peoople of country: Phew!
Mr President: We will now kill you all!
People of country: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! S@#* WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
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President Bush: Really? There's a virus that's inside every human being that doesn't hurt us?
Person: Yes, it's called E coli.
President Bush: Oh God, shut everything down! Shut it all down now!
Person: Um, Mr. President, E coli doesn't hurt humans.
President Bush: It doesn't matter! Shut it all down!
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I love insanity: crazy guy's who aren't rotting: almost zombie invasion, it's a sin that the american president won't nuke madagascar in him insane rage!
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HAHA person:President World i have horrible news.....PW:Break it to me straight what is it? Person:Mr World they approximate amount of days to produce a cure will be...Lets see carry the 1..It doesn't look good it will take approximately infinity days to complete...PW:OH MY !@$#ING GOD!