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*after the virus wipes out every country but the infamous madagascar* president: well... we're alive... but what do we do now?
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news: 20 countries today were completely annihilated by the PENIS-virus, and they now remain devoid of any life. in other news, it is partially cloudy in madagascar.
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madagascar: HOLY SHIT, SOMEBODY SNEEZED IN NORTH AMERICA!!! RUN! RUN! GATHER UP ANYBODY WHO SNEEZES, COUGHS, OR WHOSE SHIT IS ABOVE 50% LIQUID, AND BURN THEM ALL ALIVE! NUKE ANY SEA-VESSEL THAT COMES WITHIN 30 MILES OF OUR COUNTRY! WE WILL PREVAIL!!!!
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my infection started in china every thign shut down half of teh world was infected but USA wasnt infected it was just having weather problems
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ROFL after infecting every country they decided to close there ship yards and the one unlucky ship cant land....it will forever hunt the seas
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doctor:presedent obama were about too lose *coughs loudly* amer......*doctor dies* obama: well then lets go live the rest of our short lives greatly
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after a good time: Japan shuts down airports - ME: oh no, no ,madagascar is not infected yet, no! PLEASE! NO!!!!! - Game: Madagascar shuts down... Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
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wow. madagascar is one of the 4 countries that can still be accesed by boat or plane. not tough. it was however my 5th last one to infect.
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President Madagascar! President Madagascar!! Everyone in the entire country has been infected with a disease that causes heart attacks, insanity, blindness, and has already killed millions world wide!!Shut Up!! I' m trying to read these lolcats!!!
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i do not get this i infected 1 person in madagassgar 5 seconds later shipyards closed 1 guy dead and he was the only infected 1 icouldnt get the disease to infect anyone else in madagassgar FUK SAKE STUPID MADAGSSGAR WHAT IF WE MAKE A REAL VIRUS AND INFECT MADAASSGAR AND MAKE THEM BE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN GET INFECTED!
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Congratulations! You just won the President Madagascar Assassin Badge and 60 points!
naruto's plan is okay if you follow the general idea of it. When u pick virus theres a chance u get bonuses as well, these help ALOT. I had the entire world infected in 2x days.
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I can never win this because no one ever goes to Madagascar, and even if they did, they close their port within 20 days regardless of the number of people that are infected anywhere
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hey ithink this plan may help you
for realistic:
first pick bacteria. then sell the first symptom and buy snezzing.
wait until you earn evolution points. then buy water borne and airborne transsmition.
wait until all countries are infected then buy fever and vomiting . and buy tier 2
also buy drug resistance . then make your virus more deadly .
hope that helps.
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Lol, Greenland was kinda slow, the airports and the docks were still open hen everybody died in Greenland, I mean, how is that possible?!?!?!?
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Person: Mr President! The Virus is killing billions of People! Goverment: *whispers with others* We have and Announcement! We are officially closing all hospitals! People: Hoorah!
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in 4 mints candya flooded India \was hurricanes Africa had a earth quake and then Madagascar shut down port cuz envromental disasters are contaigius
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i dont understand how a country shuts down shipyards,airports,and closes borders but still manages to get bottled water for everyone AFTER that.