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o.O looked a vaccine completion and looked at days to completion and it said Infinity....me: YES!!! people of earth: " people please remain calm... the vaccine will be finished very shortly." Bystander:" how long?" " Infinity."
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scientist: november 2012 i found a virus called LOLnithis its pretty like normal epidemic that started at england the infected turn crazy and start puking infected vomi...huh what the......u must *coff coof* go to mada......
*contact failure please reboot* LOL COOL STORY EH?????
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finally got rid of that pesky madigascar but somehow ended up with peru shutting down its borders. can't win them all
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(president of aulstralia) OMG 54 people have a deisease that does nothing but make people cough lets shut down the schools, hand out water supplies, make everyone wear masks, and shut down public transportation!!!!!!1
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Attempt #5432, I've started somewhere near Madagascar; hopefully that will increase my likelihood of infecting it. My disease, The Fungus, is parasitic with no symptoms at all and a good number of resistances.
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Person:President Madagascar.
President Madagascar:Yes?
Person:Someone just coughed in Brazil!
President Madagascar: SHUT... DOWN... EVERYTHING!11211!!!!
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So it keeps telling me to go watch the tutorial if its my first time. i did but still wont let me play. can i get help?
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President of greenland: hello mr. aid, how are you?
Aid: there is a disease spread by water air rodent and insect that causes heart failure and has wiped out half the population! What should we do???
President: I'm sure the problem will work itself out.
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1.) Pick Parasite
2.) Sell all traits
3.) Slowly purchase resistances to heat, cold, moisture, and drug
4.) Buy rodent transmission (to aid spread on ships, we will destroy Madagascar!)
5.) Once you have infected the majority of the planet, buy airborne transmission
6.) wait until every human onearth is infected, then make the disease as deadly as possible
7.) WIN
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i was winning i had infinite days until the vaccine was done everyone was infected and i clicked an ad the worse part was it was an ad for trolls