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the president of madagascar is very gay, you now why??? because he close the aireports and they dont have them!!!! andddd the president of madagascar consume drugs
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What you need to do is give your virus a funny name! Here are some of mine:
Stupidity
Obesity
AIDS
Chuck Norris
Poverty
Your mom!
Trogdor
Swine flu
The list goes on and on...
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Incredible game... Makes you think strategically "What do I need?, How do I get it??" Not to mention its got decent depth, and lots of combinations to go for, it also has a pretty nice "Kill everyone" Element :)
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Finally, I've successfully exterminated the human race in 77-78 days. Here's how I did it:
I started with a virus, in New Zealand, with fever and cold resist. I followed the first few advices, got rid of fever and bought sneeze and all resistances. But I thought buying up to lvl 4 drug resist would be more effective in the beginning of the game, and it's something you want later anyway. After a second country infected, i sold sneeze symptoms, and then wait. From that point, it's just a matter of patience and luck. Lucky for me, all the countries were infected after 26 days or so. Then I bought all tier 1 symptoms, except sweating, then bought tier 2, got nausea and dementia for free, bought diarrhea. Tier 3 came up after, got a free depression symptom, then bought kidney failure. By the end of the game, the only symptoms that I didn't bother to look were tier 4, sweating and hemorraghing.
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I tried giving this game a chance but every time i play everyone closes their border even if i don't have any symptoms, how retarded can this game be? So fcking random it's not even funny.
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@Silver_scale That's the problem. It's an island that doesn't have any airport, and nobody seems well interested in trading with this country, nor Madagascar seems to lift a finger for other countries. I started a second time with Madagascar, and unfortunatly, this stupid island didn't send a boat for 12 days, so it only spread on it's 18th day.
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Madagascan Pred.: Hmm... is that... a fly? OMGWTF?!?! HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE, HIDE YOUR HUSBAND, CAUSE THEY RAPING EVERYONE.
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So, that's fair, Start a new game, it asks you if you've read the tutorial, THEN instantly after you close that window it goes "So, I don't mean to impress you or anything, but We're working on the Vaccine. Have a pleasant day!" FML
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omfg when i was following the guide, i start in madagascar and my virus took out all of madagascar without have a ship depart to a single country
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*President Madagascar looks through binoculars* Ahh, everything looks calm and peaceful out here, look at that cute little ra.....WTF IS THAT A FUTHERMUCKIN' BUG ON MY LAND? WTF LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, WIVES, AND CLOSE THE BORDERS!!!11 FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!111
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it's funny when absolutely nobody dies from your disease and then as soon as u introduce a new symptom people are dropping like flies
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nauto98001, there is no way to do that in realistic in madagascar(they don't affect any other country. shade5450 is correct. no other countries can be affected.)
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"Yes, I just killed everybody in these countries!" "Thats a good thing?" "Yes its great! Wait, what they have a vaccine?!? This sucks!" "Your messed up..."
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I f*cking hate Madagascar. Who designed that place? It's like a combination of Fort Knox, Alcatraz, and the goddamned North-Korean border.
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To get the impossible badge : drag the red rectangle around the corner of the map after you have infected all the countries with your disease in order for the people to die faster. Make sure to stay on the corner of the map. DO NOT DRAG THE RECTANGLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MAP!!! Hit + to keep this comment alive!
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MADAGASCAR PRDESIDENT- AH hell they broke though the docks!!! And every other vounty is too execpt Japan! JAP PRESEDENT- Ah HELL MADAGACAR IS HIT!!! CLOSE EVERYTHING DOWN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!... end of all world but Japan...
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I started once in madagascar. Took about 16 days to send a boat, and 2-3 more days to spread in a second country. It took an other 10 days to infect a 3rd country. Madagascar is a waste of time on both side.