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President of Madagascar:Oh no i sneezed aarrrhhhggghhh close down the docks shut down everything burn dead bodies arrrrghhh!!!
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president of cuba yes sir someone just sneezed OH **** no shut down everything bur bodieess hand out water and kill all the infected THE END OF THE WORLD those where ther last words of the dumbest person on earth.
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Person: Excuse me Mr President of Peru but a Single person in Brazil has the Sniffles.
President of Peru: Well Since there are no seaports or airports in Peru the only thing we need to activate are our Force Fields Keeping out all people,animals, air, and water.
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dont + akguy he just wants to get up on top picked so he copies people , he thinks he is smart so he changes the begiining to make it look like he is not
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I think that at least President Madigascar is smart... although.
Messenger: President Madigascar, someone sneezed in Brazil!
President Madigascar: SHUT.
DOWN.
EVERYTHING.
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cuba gets hit by a earth quake, austraila gets a drout, mexico has a flood, russia has a hurrican it seems i dont need to do enything XD
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Wouldn't there be multiple strains of the virus? So one area might have people sneezing but in another area theres people with necrosis.
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Although I can never et madagascar, i love killing everone else and forcing the task of re-populating the earth up to Madagascar.
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Story from a stranded boat that kept travelling around because no more docks were open. Captain: Oh no! We're running out of food! We must switch to cannibalism! Passenger 1: Nooo!
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also, i just love the one ship that gets deployed and the destination gets closed down mid-journey so its left stranded going around in circles xD
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just a little something that i think would make the game a little bit easier would be allowing insect/rodent transmissions to take place between adjacent countries so it isnt impossible to infect a place after they close their borders.
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BREAKING NEWS! A new virus has hit the world. Its deadly effects are killing hundreds of thousands. On a separate note, Madagascar is celebrating 500 years of virus free independence