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President Madagascar: Report on Diseases Person: We believe there's an pandemic but, it does absolutely nothing President: *remove glasses* Shut down the airport Person: Sir, we don't have an airport President: I don't care, shut it down, even if you have to build one. Person: Sir, that is a waste of resources, even if we weren't in a crisis like this President: My duty is to protect this country, and the way to protect it now is to shut down the airport Person Sir, for the last time we don't have an airport, all we have is a dock in which we get 3 people a year, what don't you get President: Fine, close the dock
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i just bought fever couse it didn't show and waited for it to spread i got everyone infected in relistic mode and with the points i saved i bought deadly symtoms
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What is realistic about a world that declares marshal law, closes down any means of transportation, and shuts down school and hospitals over a virus that has no symptoms of any kind and is in no way harmful?
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Tutorial:
Start a new game. If you started in Madagascar, play. If you didn't, either start a new game over and over until you do, or find a game not coded by a retard that actually works.
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OMG!!!! every state on red Cuba,Greenland,and Madagascar dead, but Brazil,Peru,and Argentina are not even infected WTF!!!
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Scientist: We've discovered a disease that doesn't do anything and has no symptoms, what would you guys do?
World leaders: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING! THIS IS SERIOUS! IT HAS NO SYMPTOMS IT COULD BE AN ENEMY PLOT! HAND OUT WATER! HUNT DOWN ALL THE SQUIRRELS! THIS IS THE END, EVERYONE!
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I'd hate to make a double post but i just have to say that the madagascarian people are the most genre savvy society to live in this game, not hating or liking them, just stating the truth. if this were to happen in real life, expect them to be aware to the maximum degree, you know you'd go there too if you had the chance.
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Realistic mode: The Story
Scientist: We discovered a disease, not deadly at all, it is just transmissable.
World: SHUT DOWN ALL THE TRANSPORT, INVENT VACCINES
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Breaking News: Disease Spotted in Madagascar.
Breaking News: Madagascar shuts down shipyards to prevent infection.
Madagascar = Master of Troll.
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Disease spotted in Madagascar. Awesome!
Madagascar shuts down shipyards due to risk of contamination.
Madagascar is only infected country.
Madagascar = Master of Trolls
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Second 1: Everythings fine. 1 person infected.
Second 2: Governments: SHUT DOWN ALL TRANSPORTATION! EXTERMINATE EVERYTHING!
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First thing I see..
Breaking News:
Disease arrives in Madagascar
I died of excitment before the died of erectile disfunction
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>mfw i start in Madagascar
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i felt so sorry for the ship that was just floating around in a circle because everywhere in the world was infected and the all shut down the ports...lol.
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As response to FeridK's comment, nope they're not, instead, i keep getting messages that Madagascar is closing their airports. Is it just me or does the realistic version of the game behave very unrealistic?
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Extermination of rodents, insects, the use of masks, NOTHING is 100% certain to stop the virus. Closed borders? I decide to take to the sky. If i hadn't been smarter, id say someone in the world watched Simpsons The Movie and put domes all over the world.
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I love how nobody ever dies of drought hurricane flood or earthquake.
Also, I made a parasite called "Deltrese" and at the moment, day 38, it has infected all countries except Argentina and Madagascar. Argentina closed borders, but still a chance. Started in Canada, over half infected, no deaths anywhere, only closed public transit. Ironically, the United States went Totalitarian in the last two days, closing everything, declaring martial law. It is like the United States decided to keyboard spam and flail its arms everywhere.
Next second, Madagascar closes airports, Argentina does same. Suddenly last two countries are blocked. Damn.
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Anybody else find it odd how people "realistically" get so damn worked up over people in Brazil, The Middle East, Australia, and Peru from SWEATING!?!?!?!?!?!?! I got to 4mil people in Brazil sweating from a disease and half the world countries starting shutting stuff down. Really!?!