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Fun fact: in 1995, a version of the same disease that caused the Black Death that is resistant to all known antibiotics evolved in (where else?) Madagascar. Kind of ironic, that one of humanity's worst scourges is now waiting on the place where no scourge can touch.
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With the amount of natural disasters going on in a single game, youd think they would have been already wiped out =_=
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Lol it's funny how people are going to move to Madagascar in real life if there was a pandemic... GUESS WHAT PEOPLE?!! MADAGASCAR HAS AIRPORTS!
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I INFECTED ALL OF THE COUNTRIES... EXCEPT FOR CUBA... DAMN BASTARDS.... PLUS I STARTED IN MADAGASCAR! WHAT NOW BITCHES!
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So the impossible badge is kill the president of madagascar, its ok, just throw an atomic bomb in his house, and then a second one to destroy his 100 meter depth bunker, paranoid....
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When I started with Madagascar, for the VERY FIRST TIME EVER, Greenland shuts down, when I infect all of the world, Greenland is like "meh, we were gonna die anyway".
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If you are a guy and you like Justin Bieber put minus. If you are a girl and you like Justin Bieber put plus. If you hate him put a plus. Do you have Bieber Fever?
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I got every country except Madagascar, and everyone died... How can they possibly still be sustaining themselves, those Madagascrians? Madagascarians? Madagascariants? Whatever....
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i'm like wooooooooooooooo! all the countries are infected except for madagascar and they haven't closed their ports! YEY! 3 seconds later.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! they closed their shipyards! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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madagascar.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SHIP ORT CLOSED!.... wait.... maybe one of the ships still wandering will dock there. *an hour later* now all the ports are closed, the ships docked. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive
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I started in Madagascar, and after everybody in Madagascar was infected, a bunch of ships landed there...
BUT NEVER LEFT!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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@Lordener
Parasites have low visibility because they tend to have less lethal symptoms. Unlike viruses and bacteria which replicate without giving a damn about the condition of their hosts, parasites need to keep their hosts alive, you see.
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Greenland: first to get infected, first to get wiped out, last (read: never) to close ports. An awesome place to start.
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Screw Madagascar's "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!" tactic, I like the North and South poles tactic. They seem to of decided not to exist.
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Here's my win.
Start with Bacteria.
Start in Cuba, New Zealand, or Greenland.
Buy sneezing and sell any other symptoms, buy resistances to 1-2-1-4.
Wait until every country is infected. Generally this happens by day 35. If any country is unreachable, restart.
Once all countries are infected, buy resistances 2 for cold and moisture.
Buy symptoms as u wish :). What I do is buy all tier 1 symptoms, hypersensitivity and cysts for tier 3, and as many as u can for tier 2 after the tier 1 and 3 objectives.
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"government of mexico closes school to protect children against possible infection" isnt it ironic i called my virus: "homework"?
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Is it just me, or has anyone else played a game where a ship goes out, but never gets back on land, because they shut off all the ports. The funny thing is though, the people on the ship probably would have died on the ship during that time.