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advisor: ehm... president the whole world is infected by a deadly desease including us President Greenland: *kuche kuche* no problem immigration wil solve it advisor: ....
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ok note to all if world gos to choas run wait nope fly i mean i cant fly ok go by BOAT is that right? "yeah" oooo ok boat me over plZZZZZ
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@goddygoody I JUSt did that too! High-five! Now, to get my revenge on the governments of Peru, Madagascar, and Canada....... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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i made a disease which hasnt killed a single person yet th entire world is infected,... all i have to do is buy this one upgrade and the world is doomed!
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14 people were infected and a comepletely different country starts burning non-existant dead bodies? Strange, but still great game and 5/5.
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President of madagascar: *sneezes* oh no... omg it's here *starts screaming* shut down EVERYTHING NOW.
Vice president: isn't that a bit drastic for a sneeze
President: YOU DISOBAY ME *shoots vice president*
*President locks himself away in a dark room with a shotgun*
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reporter :even cuba has an airport why doesnt madagascar have one. president of madagascar: we fear of disease spreading to madagascar, madagascar is uninfectable. reporter: cough cough (dies). president: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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Madagascar we think a diesease that is unnoticeable is spreading called "Bieber Fever." Madagascar:OHHHH NOOOO shut down borders and shipyards and airports.
We don't have airports oops
You know this diesease doesn't kill right?
Madagascar:So it might be impossible to tell if any has it which means I might have it?!
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I finally infected Madagascar! I was so excited until I realised I saw Japan...My disease, that has no symptom and hasn't killed anyone yet, has just caused the world to come to a stand still....
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i started in madagascar but they closed the shipyard before the virus could get anywhere, but i kept going till madagascar was wiped out JUST TO WATCH THEM ALL DIE
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Hurricanes hit West Europe, widespread flooding hits Mexico......... Ummmm.... i can't say anything else than what the f***?!
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"Madagascar closed ports to prevented infection" me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"Madagascar has been infected"me: oh...
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1 healthy person left in the world he developed a vacccine all by himself and saved the human race from extinction i really wished i infected him first... but strangely he came from brazil a 3rd world country and he started helping people in places like japan and india.... and everybodys friken infected and dieing i was so close.....