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Reporter: The Bieber Fever originated from Canada, since then, it has spread to billions across the world. Symptoms include, confusion, nausea, tumors & eventually death. Madagascar has been saved by the disease, thanks to a shortage of boats.
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President of Madagascars assosiate: Sir, it has come to my attention that someone in London just scratched their head. We believe that an epidemic of head lice may consume the world, killing everyone.
President Of Madagascar: CLOSE IT ALL DOWN!!!
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They should make a Pandemic 3, with short clips of people w/ ur disease. Like a vomiting demented peson with diharrea. Um, nevermind.
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person:President madagascar! A man on the otherside of the Earth just sneezed!
President madagasccar:OMGOMGOMG! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING AND I MEAN EVERYTHING!
person:ummmmmmm don't you think that that is a little bit-
PM:I SAID EVERTHING GODDAMMIT
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* Be a virus
* Sell your only symptom.
* Wait awhile until you have accumulated about 60 evolution points, then buy as many
resistances as possible. You do not need drug resistance.
* If you have the trait "Durable", do not buy the resistance level 2 for whatever one
you have. If you do, the disease will spread out of control in your country and all
the ports and airports will be shut down.
* Hope that Madagascar gets infected.
* Once the disease has infected the entire world you can buy the rest of the resistances.
* The world will be so overwhelmed that all the hospitals shut down and the vaccine will
never be made within 2,000 days.
* Use your own cocktail of symptoms to kill the world (for example, sneezing depressed
blind people).
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Everytime I get Madagascar, Somewhere else like Cuba or Greenland seals itself off from the world. FML. Ill never have The President Madagascar Badge.
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No signs of life in Greenland... Yet there airports and Shipyards are open! (plus an unmanned ship cruising the waters! XD)
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Finally got the impossible badge. Took about 30 tries, and I was so close 2 other times, but I clicked the back button on one and on the other, got 99 days but didn't get the badge because of a glitch or something Q_Q
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A wave of coughing hits the world. When it's over, Greenland find out they'll isolate themselves... But what's this? There's one infected man there!!!1!!11!
Now... LETS SPREAD THIS $HIT!
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story of comptenitess, 1. starts in Madagascar(not lying)2. spreads every where using no sypthems only transmissive effects 3. hey newe zeaaland is still non infected 4. WOOT everywhere but new Zealand 5. greenland dead(airport and docks still open) 6. all countries dead but new Zealand.
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i had a ship lost at sea because all the shipyards closed down LOL the ship is probably where the few survivors are :P
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ooooh noooooo!! my baby coughed!! close down all airports, kill all insects and burn every dead body!!! its the end of the world!!!!
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In 02/08/2008 an unexpained explosion occurs north of Greenland, 1 month later the Chimeran Virus spreads like a wildfire, puting thousands into acoma, 1 week later the Chimera launch a massive genocide against Mankind with Greenland being their main base. As of 06:07/11/2008 Geenland is declared the 1st Forsaken Region, completly infested by the Chimera Speices, with many others to follow. As of 21:23/12/2008; Australia, Madagascar, Indonesia, and Cuba are the only non-infected regions in the world. They will be where Mankind's last stand against the Chimera Speices will take place. TO BE CONTINUED...
P.S. My score was 95,196
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thank u mstormer i killed everyone except stupid madagascar so apparently if we ever have a apocalypse we need to go there