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After about 50 games, I finally saw the little boat reach Madagascar, and infected it. Then, the instant after, West Europe closes everything. FML.
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Scientist: Yes! We have somehow found a way to make a vaccine that burns through the Gates of Hell virus that is immune to all drugs! Russia and Madagascar: Too late, we are the only ones left. You messed up.
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feb. 6th 2008 swine flu. dose nothing then the Mexicans come.
America: Shoot terrorists! Close the boarder! Close hospitals! LET MICKEL JACKSON DIE! ooo! look a Penny!
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President Madagascar: OMG!! Everyone else in the world is dead, and it's been 100 days since first sign of virus D8*1 day passes, he dies.* Me: OMG!!! ****************
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Secretary:President Madagascar! President Madagascar! We just noticed a skyrocket in deaths caused by cancer! President: So? I have no time for stupid diseases, did you know that 0 deaths per year are caused by Gleeba-Flabba colds? A few weeks later. Secretary: President Madagascar half our population is dead from cancer! We also found an desease that makes people sneeze!!! President: OMG! Close the docks, murder all children! Burn everything! And get my shotgun!!!!
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started off in madagascar, keep visibility low with pretty high infectivity. one boat left madagascar and wandered around the world going back and forth then landed in russia. no infection. Madagascar closes shipyards...... entire population of madagascar becomes infected and dies after about a year. I count it as a win.
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The moment I mutated my virus to be able to transmit through insects all the governments in the world start administering pesticides
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Are you kidding...I finally start in Madagascar and GREENLAND...has to be an arsehole. Every country in the world, dead, except for them.
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Finally infected Madagascar, and I sit here thinking YESSSS!!!! then Peru closed its borders, which are the only way in, without anyone infected in it. :(
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I saw a lone ship sailing in circles after all the worlds ports were closed. They never were able to make contact with land until the virus had all but killed the world population. But they didn't enter port. They were the smart ones. They were the survivors.
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No, God no! It's a horrible disease... the Swine Flu!
- It causes people to sneeze, just like a regular flu! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
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with a 0 visibity for 7 days straight(12 days in), and madagascar still wont let me in, i think president madagascar works like this:
Person: Mr.madagascar, remember when the U.S had a mass sneezing fit a fe-
Madagascar: WHAT!?!?! someone sneezed!?!?! Close the shipyards and airports!!!!!! Nothing gets in here!!!!
Person: I was just asking abo-
Madagascar: How do you know about this!?!? were you there?!
Person: No i was j-
Madagascar: Liar!
Person: aw, sh--........
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Use Nauto98001's comment above. Use slow to medium speed. I noticed that if you use fast, everything shuts down much faster, by the timer, not our time. Keep this up
to see more practical results.
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See, this is why we shouldn't allow illegal immigrants. They go over the border, hurt our economy, infect America with a deadly virus and in the process, serve us crappy food.
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After reading Life as we knew it, the dead and the gone, and this world we live in, i feel pity for the few surviving people that are left after the devastation caused by my disease... but i still laugh insanely as everyone dies
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WOW! it started in Madagascar, and infected and killed every region EXCEPT for Japan..... thanks..... almost had it too
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Person: Mr.President the entire country has been infected and everyone is dead, what should we do? President Obama: This sounds like a plan for Health Care!!!!!