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Welcome to madagascar on the ONLY BOAT. Wait... ... ... Someone sneezed in china? Ok everyone... GO AWAY! CLOSE EVERYTHING SHUT THE BORDERS AND BURN BODIES HAND OUT WATER...
WE WILL LIVE!!!
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Epic, when I start at Madagascar. The virus don't go anywhere. When everybody is infected I can see one little island that is healthy. :(
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Evolution of craziness... Some guy: Pres Greenland, half our population has turned into ravenous monsters and killing any survivors! PG: Let them die, (I need more sleep...)
Then, Kim Jong Ill Junior: Dad! Dad! My friend got a temperature and vomited in the middle of the classroom! Kim Jong Ill: Oh no! Shut everything and burn him to prevent further infection!!! Mwahahahaha!
Worse then.... Assistant: Pres Madagascar! Everyone's perfectly healthy! YAY!! PM: OH SHI'! Shut everything and burn everyone! Close the docks! Get the SWAT team to hunt and exterminate any vermin insect!! Burn em... BURN EM' ALL!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now no one can complete this game! I'M SOOOOO MEAN!
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and so over the last 16 days 19 people have been infected that is why we are now shutting down airports around the world lol
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Entire world is infected from a new disease.... Only one man survives and you have everything that you can get... it is day 99... Man is alive.... Millisecond later day 100... Man dies....
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
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Man in America: Achoo!
Madagascar: Close everything and burn bodies! We can also hand out masks and water.
46 years after Earth is infected
Greenland: Close the hospitals and allow all sick people in! We should also hug them to make them better! Lets also chew their snot and blood!
Some dude in Madagascar: I am alive! I escaped Greenland by a raft, went to America, ran away from people acting like zombies asking fr a cure, got a syringe with 1 dose of the cure, made it here by swimming the long distance, and landed on the shore! Now to just inject cure to heal me... *Drops syringe and vaccine pours out* Crap.........
Madagascar dies in next few weeks...
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Madagascar Is the only one i can get infected D:
President of Madagascar: A man in Peru coughed lock the docks kill the rodents kill the insects and find me a tv with spongebob on it!
Sercurity of Defence: Yes Sir!
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Madagascar: OMFG theres this virus no afeects no resistanses we must shut everything down NOW!!!!we must make a vaccin!!
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...wherever i start i cant kill madagascar but, when i start in madagascar it's world annihilation is this game toying with me >.<
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Love that, madagascar is scared of getting infected so cloe down the ship yard fair enough. Madagascar starts off infected, F*** it lets infect the world....
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Australia: HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE DYING, shi\uts everything down, declares marshal law, hands out water and breath masks declares curfews.... Whaa?
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For the first time ever, I killed everyone. If I ever hear there's a new parasite and the disease it causes is called Cryosthenia, I'm gonna curl up in a ball and cry.
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YES STARTED IN MADAGASCAR! ( ten minutes later the diesease has not spread anywhere else) NOOO! THEY SHUT DOWN THEIR TRANSIT SYSTEM! CURSE YOU MADAGASCAR! President of Madagascar: YEAH SUCK ON THAT YOU JERK TRYING TO INFECT EARTH! ( president dies from diesease)
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the luck factor is too high. any game where you have to restart a lot cause of things out of your control is frustrating.
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Game: Government of Brazil has closed down airports to stop disease from spreading.
Me: Wait. No Infectivity, Visibility, or Lethality!? What!?
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It would be cool if you added another direction for countries. Such as looting, rioting, the goverment collasping into chaos, ect. It would add a good twist, and help make it more realistic.
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Somewhere in Canada : A-CHOOOOOOOOOOOO! Madagascar president : CLOSE ALL THE BORDERS, THE TRANSIT, EVERYTHING ! WE CAN'T SPREAD THAT VIRUS ! XD
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Mr. President Sir! We have deployed the vaccine and destroyed the virus's ability to infect new people!
President: What?! A virus? In America?! Declare Marshal law, we cannot allow this travesty to spread!