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*Madagascar infected* Me: "Ya!" Every other country not infected: "OH SHIT SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!" Me: "I hate you people."
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The problem with starting in Madagascar is that your disease only has a ship as a way to spread. And that takes quite a while.
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The entire worlds population is infected with a parasite that's causing them to hemorrhage blood, and giving them horrible sores. They're also insane. BUT NOT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFCCUKERS WILL DIE!!!!
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I just made a realy silly name called *cuties* which infected everything except for japan and madagascar and it gives you nausea and kidney failiure
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Ok wow I followed this new guide and it worked! succeeded on my first try http://www.kongregate.com/forums/3/topics/34897
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How do people get the impossible badge?!?!? I have followed that guide about 10 times now and I still fail every time.
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sees in the breaking news column ''government of Madagascar shuts down shipping lanes to prevent infection'' me well screw Madagascar!
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The ships, the ever circling ships! THEY'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!! WHY HAVE'NT THEY RUN OUT OF SUPPLIES YET?!?!?! WHY AREN'T THEY ALL DEAD FROM MY VIRUS YET!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Peru locked all transport in the nick of time and were spared, but it was incomprehensibly satisfying to watch Madagascar void of all life, to see those last 3 infected drop to zero. Sweet chocolate Satan, I finally got them.
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Hey, how about some commas in those 8-digit numbers, eh? Or better yet, can we just do this with percentages? I'm not Rain Man here.
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President of Madagascar: People of Madagascar, to prevent infection from this terrible pandemic, we are closing all contact. All shipyards, borders, and airports are to be closed at all costs.
Random Citizen: But sir, we don't have any airports for one thing. And besides, no one really comes here much. (I do not mean anything I say to all of you people who think I mean offense. This is just a joke.) So there is no purpose to close the borders or the airports. And if that isn't reason enough, all of the other countries' borders have been closed. We are completely safe.
PM: I see your point. All demands are to be taken away and off the record. It's not as though one of US is planning this whole pandemic, that would be stupid.
Random Citizen (When everyone is gone):..... Muahahahahaha! Little did that fool know, I started this entire pandemic! Madagascar was always the hardest place to hit, so now, they will be the first to die, and the rest of the world along with them!
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First, you sell all of your symptoms. Then, you slowly buy the resistances. I recommend starting with waterbourne and wait until Madagascar is infected. Then get the rest of the resistances. Then you wait a few minutes. Next you get the symptoms. Go from least lethal to most lethal. You'll have killed off the world in no time.
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Madagasgar is roughly twice the size of New Zealand.... Naturally, the smaller island should get an airport in addition to a shipyard. It makes perfect sense.
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3 months ago: *Me browsing games. I spot pandemic 2* Me: Let's see if I can beat this game..... *10 minutes later* Me: I lose, lets try again. *A few attempts after* Me: I still lose. Hmmmmmm...... I better play something else.
Now Me:Lets play Plandemic 2. *15minutes pass* Me: Yay. I win.
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Start in cuba, get all of the world except madagascar. then started in madagascar, could not get new zealand. then started in new zealand, couldn't get madgascar or cuba........DAFUQ!?!
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1st person:sup, 2nd person:I sense u have a virus but has no symptoms at all ill go ahead and call Madagascar so it can't take over he world