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Damn good game Madagascar wimped out early but by the time all docks closed there was a sole ship that was left out to sea that most likely held infected people so when the docks at Madagascar open back up they're screwed lmao
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I hate you madagascar, I finally got them and my page crashed and refreshed itself!! Madagascar is in my internet, damn lemars!!!
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YES!!! I finally did it! Madagascar GOT FRICKEN OWNED!! HAHAA I LOVE PARASITES.
As soon as I saw the "Virus arrives in Madagascar" I BROUGHT EVERY SINGLE PAINFUL TRAIT THERE WAS THOSE FU***** SUFFERED, HAHAHAHA!
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Madagascar has like top secert information or something. Out of all times I played it is usually this place that makes me lose. And when I started with it first 4 countries shut down quickly. This impossible is to much luck based...
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I don't understand madagascar. When a few countries are infected with a virus that does nothing they shut everything down, but when the whole world is infected with a highly dangerous virus which kills people they don't care.
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madagascar... hmm look..... nothings hurting anyone but i have a feeling BOB CLOES thoose F@(*KING shiping yards NOW.... y sir.... because i feel like closing em and make em never open!!!
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you know what was weird i know this has happened before but once a boat was floatingand all docks closed it was trapped on the ocean how stupid are they?????????? the shore is good to land on
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I can see this game taking off in consoles and others. It has great potential to be a huge game. This is like the micro alpha beta demo (=
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Congratulations! You just won the President Madagascar Assassin Badge and 60 points! ... WHO'S THE TOUGH GUY NOW, PRESIDENT OF MADAGASCAR!?
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Think i might go live in madacascar :) i would get free bottled water every time someone gets a cold or a tickly cough :) and no immigrants because the the airports will have shutdown every time someone in indonesia gets a headache :) haha.
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method
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Radio Operator: Mr. President, I recently intercepted a sneeze on an international phone call from Mexico to North Africa.
President of Madagascar: OH MY GOD!! PUT ME IN AN IMMEDIATE EMERGENCY THREE-WAY CALL WITH JAPAN AND GREENLAND!!!
Radio Operator: Yes sir, right away sir.
BRING BRING BRIIIIIIING
President of Greenland: 'Sup
Emperor of Japan: Konichiwa
President of Madagascar: DEFCON INFINITY!!! SHUT DOWN ALL INTERNATIONAL TRANSPORTATION RIGHT NOW!!!
President of Greenland: Dude, chill. Don't blow a vein.
President of Madagascar: I HAVE CONCRETE EVIDENCE OF A GLOBAL EPIDEMIC THAT CAUSES PERIODIC SNEEZING!!! DO YOU WANT SNEEZING GREENLANDERS?!?!
Emperor of Japan: Maybe we should do what he says. He says he has concrete evidence. "I'm" going do it. Do you want to risk the lives of all your people.
President of Greenland: All right, fine, Ill do it. Now let me watch my spongebob tapes
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FINALLY! It only took me 12 tries, but I finally beat it. In the top 10 for the day too! :D
8. Rage Virus 176308 August 29, 2010
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why does the population of a country stop increasing after your disease infects it? its not like theres a "sex" transmission or anything..