Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Funny how even when Greenland's population almost completely gets wiped out, the government is still doing nothing (except failing to realize that THERE IS NO PEOPLE TO GOVERN!)
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
its funny watching a boat just sailing around because everything is closed then watching it die in the middle of the ocean saying WHY GOD WHY!!!
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Okey, managed to infect the world, they take forever to die though and I don't get enough points to pump into things that kill em
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
My Friend Tricked Me And Said Pressing Ctrl W Will Result In Unlocking All The Diseases. And That Time I Was In Madagascar
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Random Scientist: Sir when are we going to complete the Uninstall virus vaccine? Random Doctor: We will complete it in infinity we can't uninstall the virus. BREAKING NEWS: You can't uninstall the Uninstall virus.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
What none of you realise is the purpose of this game is to show Madagascar as a safe haven... so when the time comes you'll all flee there... and take the disease with you.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Dear Madagascar,
Just to let you know I am injecting myself with a modified strand of the H5N1 virus so I can personally infect and destroy all that you stand for.
Sincerely,
Player of Pandemic 2
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Madagascar is the ONLY thing I infected, starting off on it, because nothing left it, so it didn't spread! I feel so sorry for you, people with same problem
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Madagascar presidential headquarters *assistant* Mr president a man coughed on his way to work in Canada *president* Close the ports, stops flights, close the schools, close the hospitals, exterminate rodents, and burn the bodies!!!!!!