Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Best way to do it period. Realistic mode Virus. Following this method I infected the entire world within 17 days and the entire world was gone by day 82.
1. Greenland (Only country I found that connects to Madagascar)
2. Buy sneezing early on (sell what you get unless you have it)
3. Do not have any transmissions period if you start with it restart (Rodent, Insect etc.)
4. Buy your Resistance level 1 for all. (Heat, Moisture, Cold, Drug)
5. Once one other country gets infected sell sneezing. (Your virus will infect quickly)
6. Buy all drug resistance levels
7. Wait until all countries are infected and pop in to tier 2/3 of your virus Buy kidney Failure, Ataxia, and basically anything else you wish as long as you get those first two
8. Do not ever buy transmission (Rodent, Insect, etc.) or tier 4 of virus.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
People are saying Madagascar is the safest place on earth..Well it's not even possible to infect Iceland with the disease!
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
So, did anyone else get to the end of Rise of the Planet of the Apes and were just hoping to see the virus spread to Madagascar?
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
They finished deploying the vaccine with 1 healthy person left in the whole ****in world. SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Another Story: President Madagascar Secretary: *Sniff*. President Madagascar:OMG! BURN DEAD BODIES! KILL BUGS! KILL RATS! KILL DEAD BODIES AGAIN! HAND OUT WATER BOTTLES! Russian President's Bodyguard: Mr. President! Mr. President! The only people alive are you & me! RP: Shut the ____ up! Can't you see Poo-Poo's Dirty Diaper is on! Also, I'm drinking a Vodka! RPB: Disease! XP RP: Ahhhhhhh, Peace & Quie---XP
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Hobo: *COUGH* *HACK* *BLAH*. Stranger: Crap! A hobo's gonna kill us all! Secretary: Barack Obama! People are dying and becoming stupid! BO: Shut the crap up! I'm trying to watch Dora the Explorer! Secretary: But...That's it! I'm gonna kill you! AHHHHHH! BO: I already killed you. Secretary: Duuhhhh...... BRAINS! ZOMBIE! BO: Come on Dora! Blue! Blue! What the?!
The End Everybody died
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
BREAKING NEWS!!! THE RECENTLY DISCOVERED ZOMBIE AIDS HAS INFECTED THE ENTIRE WORLD
WAIT!!! MADAGASCAR?
MORE BREAKING NEWS!!! MADAGASCAR IS COMPLETELY FINE!!!
THERE MIGT JUST YET BE HOPE FOR US AFTER ALL!!!
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
its when all the ship yards are closed but there are still ships freaking out. i wonder what those people are thinking
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Days: 50. All the world is infected except Madagascar... Estimated days left: 12... Since Madagascar is left, it should say estimated days left: 99999999999999999999999......
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Austraila is experiencing widespread drought..... Austrailia is experiencing widespread flooding.... How can this be?
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
the world has been infected with a new disease called "fat". it started in america and within 90 days the whole world was infected with fat disease. no deaths acoounted for, no airports/docks shut down. 28 minutes later...5,245,180,226 dead, all countrys shut down completely, and only a estimate of 24 days left until humanity is destroyed...me: i should have gone to madagascare :'(
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
lol this game real stupid but i swear i fall for the madagascar trap every year when i forget about this game and play it again.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
... yeah, so I just watched the only ship in the world that wasn't infected dock at Madagascar half a second before they closed shipyards.