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finally got impossible badge. I started in Greenland, virus, sneezing. Got resist cold 1, heat 1, moisture 1, drug 1. Left it alone and managed to get all countries infected. Get drug resist 4 then add more horrible symptoms, don't worry about tier 4. Took about 25 tries.
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Disease arrives in Madagascar
Me: YA!!!!!
Argentina closes its Borders to prevent infection
Me: F*CK YOU Argentina!!!
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NOTE: Before rating, make sure you read all my previous comments until you see 98 days.
Rate this up if you want SUPRIZE ending!
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NOTE: Before rating, make sure you read all my previous comments until you see 98 days.
Rate this up if you want INFECTION-FREE ending!
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NOTE: Before rating, make sure you read all my previous comments until you see 98 days.
Rate this up if you want INFECTED ending!
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And so, everybody but Madagascarians were infected! There's still chance of infecting Madagascar, and it's easier than you think. Nobody can get there, nothing can get there. People are underground with a farms and sun coming in by some ways and their population is rising from 1,000 slowly. None of them is infected. How could they possibly GET infected? Do YOU want them to get INFECTED, or STAY ALIVE? Next 2 comments will decide. Rate up one of the next to if you say yes to infecting Madagascar and finishing off the Earth or rate up no infection for saving the Earth! Zombies will die off eventually, no humans, no food. No food, no unfead. I will create a scene at January 1st, 2012 by the final rating results. If results tie up, there will be a special ending! Have fun rating!
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1 hour before day 100 ... Priest and Carjack have landed. Pr: Well, looks like we're last humans on Earth. I don't think the presidents survived. -CJ INDEED!(Looks at crowd of zombies )-Pr: OMG! Run! - Both ran like there's no tomorrow.They both run into cave and block the way in. Someone pops up from nowhere and says:-OH ELLO THERE!-Pr/CJ:-OMAGOD!!!-PrI:Welcome to my penisland!- CJ:-PenisLand? -Pr:O_o -PrI:-PenIsland./CJ:U and ur accent…I wonder what happened to Madagascar.-PrI:Yeah indeed, it’s president was pre-last president alive.- CJ:Who's last?-PrI:Well I am of course!The most intelligent man in the world! - Pr::What???-CJ:The most intelligent man in the world was indonesia president and he died by taking my napsack :P Not really smart, you know. -PrI: Well the virus causes stupidness so...He probably became stupid! -Pr:Wait, are you trying to say that/-CJ:HE WAS INFECTED?!?!-PrI:Are you trying to say that you just infected me?!-Silence…-CJ/Pr/PrI:AAAAAAAA!!!-(Read next comment)
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disease arrives in canada 6 days later every country infected, vaccine invented japan infected 439487982 infected healthy 1 cant infect any new people
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99 days past only 9 humans are left on Earth. If u didnt read plz do so.Suddenly earth quakes and president escapes. He accidentally falls into a trap and lands on something soft... It's a farm...? And PEOPLE?!?!? P: WTF? Farm and... PEOPLE?!?!?!? There are SURVIVORS?!?-Wiki:Yes, all thanks to your genius plan. An now as you're infected, we wont let you touch anyone else so we will burn you.-P:You're going to burn ur savior...-Wiki:If we wont then ur going to be our destroyer.That doesn't make us even.-P:Do whatever you want. There, now I'm gong to cough right now so stay back or I will infect you.-Wiki:-Coughing symptoms are not contagion unfortunately for you. -P:F***. -Wiki grabbed the president, burned him to death and sacrificed themselves to Wiki gods not to infect anybody else. Is infection gone? Did humanity survive??? Just 1 more day and it will be "Possible"!
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Wanna tip to get Madagascar? 1) Start with Parasite. You want lowest visibility. 2) Sell all starting symptooms. Madagascar wont close the port until your disease is lethal. 3) Buy all Drug resistance, heat, moisture, and cold. 4) Buy rats transmission. This may take awhile, but eventully they will travel abroad. Madgascar only ever really trades with New Zealand, so once you infect NewZealand, you will surely get Madagascar in no time. 5) Do whatever you gotta do to win. :)
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98 days(2) past only 4 humans are left on Earth. If u didnt read plz do so.It somehow comes up that the most intelligent man in the world is from India!And he got carried away by the hurricane to the madagascar!Wait so thats 5 again.He meets 4 ppl and they are all Wiki ppl. Wiki:Its our president!Oh god president,our country was the last one to be infected,thanks to the wiki spirits that were scaring all boats that were trying to come by.Well... Almost all...Xept for when president of India ruined everything.-P: President of India?But that's me! Not Madagascar president. He shut down everything when he heared a guy sneeze in north pole...-Wiki: But that's you! You're the most intelligent man in the world,madagascar president!-P:No, that's India president.-Wiki:I think he's infected.Well if so,by his own law we gotta sacrifice his body to wiki gods.-P:Ah WHA??? No no no wait I am madagascar president me me me!!!Yeh., tiki wiki!Thats me!!! -Wiki: No you aint.Grab him! -To be continued...
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I got Madagascar infected,then Peru was left and it closed borders,my comment: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
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How to knock out madagascar:
start the game: "start in Argentina" RAGE QUIT!
start the game: "start in Cuba" RAGE QUIT
start the game: "start in United States" RAGE QUIT
start the game: "start in madagascar" *trollface*
happy ending (of madagascar) ^^
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98 days after infection has started spreading, there were 5 humans left on Earth, and 1 of them is infected. All of them were on the airplane, going to the only safest spot on Earth, Himmolai Mountaiants. Then, accidentaly airplane system crashed and there are only 4 parashoots on the plane. They all gather to duscuss who will stay on the plane. President of Madagascar goes: I flied this airplane, and without me you wouldn't be even here. I deserve to go. - He went. Then, President of Indonesia goes: I'm the most intelligent man in the world. Without me, there will be no hope to all the humanity. I must go. - He went. Then, President of the USA goes: I am the president of the USA, the greatest country in the world. Without me, there will be no leader to lead the humanity. He went. Now there's a Priest and a Carjack. Priest goes: You go son, save yourself, god will save me. - Carjack goes: That won't be nessecary. The most intelligent man in the world took my napscack.(Who's infected?)
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it may hav been only on relaxed but i managed to kill everyone and have a score (that i cant submit) of 130349! use virus, it ur best chance of getting to madagascar,
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IF YOU START WITH MADAGASCAR UNFORTUNETLY YOU MUST RESTART! MADAGASCAR NEVER SENDS ANY BOATS OUT! Thumb this up so no one wastes time
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so this is how it feels to be a deranged terrorist with a taste for bio engineered weapons and home-made diseases! Nice!
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Person:Persident! Madagascar is on the brink of Death! PM:Hey, if i'm alive, i don't care, Just let's do this, Shut down the borders so no one can get out.i will just Somehow jack an airplane and head to New Zealand, you guys burn in Hell. Person 2: President Greenland! PG: Yes? Peson 2:Someone is killing a Rodent! PG: O CRAP! Get The Vaccine NOW! Person2: umm, i not a scientist. Person3. Who said Scientist? PG: Ok! EVERYONE, MAN THE GUNS!, KILL THE RADIO, KILL THE RODENTS! KILL EVERYTHING! Person2:If there was a Airport here...
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Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!I was using my strategy then randomly the started vaccine so I made my leatality really high and madagascars shut down!!!!!!Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. Get Virius. 2. Sell all symptoms. 3.Buy all Transmissions.4. Unlock all Symptom Tiers. 5. Sell all symptoms. 6. Wait to about 100-150 Evo Points 7. Buy all tier 4 but not blindness. 8. Buy all resistinces. 9. Spend any remaining points on low visibility symptoms. 10. Wait.
Works super well!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha. The last country to be wiped out was the MiddleEast. Go Figure. Is it something to do with the turbans.....or the beards?