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Okay, Mr. Madagascarian President, WHAT ON EARTH MADE YOU THINK A VIRUS WITHOUT ANY SYMPTOMS IS HARMFUL TO YOUR COUNTRY? >:(
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Almost everyone's gonna die, and it's all Australia's fault. If you end up in Madagascar (which I luckily did), they switch roles.
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There's a poor little ship just going back and forth around the Atlantic, unsure of what to do because all the borders are closed.. I feel bad for it which is strange because I'm completely chill with trying to kill the entire human race..
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Such a terrible game. Only way is to beat the game is to start from Madagascar.
1 be patient and choose madagascar
2 choose virus
3 choose sneeze and sell off any other
4 Resist to heat, moist and cold (no other)
5 spread to 2 countries and take out the sneeze
6 once any country shuts the airport enable all transmission, cough, sneeze and fever
then kidney failure and then max out all resist.
7 you will...
what a terrible game though
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Damn...I've been away from /b/ for a long time I guess. I never knew SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN had become a meme until now. Well, I got the impossible months ago. It's by far one of the easiest impossible's. Also, what the hell 1ani2? Do you really think nobody is going to notice what you copied is one of the most popular comments ever?
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nauto98001, i tried your guide and it was TERRIBLE! i killed 1 person when i had 56921 people infected and i probably wasted like 150 days.. it was horrible
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method.
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Storms over Europe beginning to break up.
The United Sates is experiencing droughts.
Storms over Madagascar beginning to break up.
Madagascar!
Oh wait, just storms.
D= Why do you do this to me!!!!!
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Am I to understand that the player (after manufacturing and distributing the disease from his home lab in Madagascar) tips off the local government to shut down the port?
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Greenland: EVERYONE is infected and over half the population dead, but we don't want to inconvenience anyone, lets leave everything open :)
Madagascar: OH MY GOD SOMEONE SNEEZED IN JAPAN! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
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Woohoo! After 143 games, I finally managed to kill the entire world with my parasite; I love starting off in Madagascar!
Alas, the badge bug is still powerful here.
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Presidential Aid: "Sir a deadly infection just hit. What should we do?"
President: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT DOWN THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!"
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nice game you must have patience though,i like how you must be smart on what you spend your DNA points.i put most of my DNA on heat and things to spread the sickness,then i worked on the moister.
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in third pandemic they should include riots and immigration as factors, especially when one country isn't infected that are higher profile ex: Japan also would like to see a better range of symptoms, and when you have no effects, there is no way to tell who has the sickness in real life, so how does a vaccine for something that does nothing work? Fix it?
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Meanwhile in Madagascar....
Guy: PRESIDENT THERE IS A BOAT COMING WITH INFECTED PEOPLE.
President: Sigh...... nuke them....
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Somewhere in Cuba... Cindy: Good bye Joe I always loved you.
*Cindy passes out over Joe's grave*, *Governor walks by*
Governor: Kids these day, huh crazy for love. Come on boys come burn these bodies.