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i made an infection with everything, all the scientists found a cure in their backyard, another with nothing but fever, doesn't even kill, the bumbling idiots take a year to make no progress whatsoever.
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In my world Australia, Madagascar, Indonesia and Greenland rule the world as they are the sole survivors of the very deadly Chuck Norrisytis... And that world sucks...
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In the future during a real humanity-threatening virus, thousands of teenage boys will head to Madagascar just to finally kill it.
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Meanwhile in a research camp in Antarctica...
Person 1: I wonder how people back in the rest of the world are doing?
Person 2: what if we came back and they were all dead form some majory contagious disease?
Person 1: that wouldnt happen
Both: hahahahaha
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My first disease i named vodka. it landed in russia. so i named another burger and fries and it landed in USA. i named my third this game is hard and it landed in madagascar
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how the hell do political borders matter more than the fact that people live all the way up to borders??? Like if there are rodents on the USA/Canada border then how am i not infecting cananda even with closed people-traffic?? And how am i just left with canada to infect :/
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my disease spread from madagascar to south africa, to north africa and then to canada? wtf?
and then it jumped to mexico...
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I just killed all the humans, except for madagascar! congrats! YOU STUCK ON THE ISLAND AND CANT DRINK WATER NOW!!! THE VIRUS SURROUNDS YOU!!!
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this is president madagascar speaking in case of pandemic we will only build 1 shiyard and let no one come in except for the navy. Lets hope to god our navy isnt infected. good thing we dont have one.....
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haha yeah is i was in any government I'd definitely only start making a vaccine until the entire western hemisphere was completely wiped out
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Sitting here watching the pandemic I created mysteriously go from 500+ infected people back to 10 in my starter area....FML
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FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Second try started on madagascar, YOSH! Argentina shuts down everything, NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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so to get this straight, i start the game, pick a type of disease, pick some evolution traits and then sit back and do nothing?