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They finished deploying the vaccine with 1 healthy person left in the whole ****in world. SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Another Story: President Madagascar Secretary: *Sniff*. President Madagascar:OMG! BURN DEAD BODIES! KILL BUGS! KILL RATS! KILL DEAD BODIES AGAIN! HAND OUT WATER BOTTLES! Russian President's Bodyguard: Mr. President! Mr. President! The only people alive are you & me! RP: Shut the ____ up! Can't you see Poo-Poo's Dirty Diaper is on! Also, I'm drinking a Vodka! RPB: Disease! XP RP: Ahhhhhhh, Peace & Quie---XP
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Hobo: *COUGH* *HACK* *BLAH*. Stranger: Crap! A hobo's gonna kill us all! Secretary: Barack Obama! People are dying and becoming stupid! BO: Shut the crap up! I'm trying to watch Dora the Explorer! Secretary: But...That's it! I'm gonna kill you! AHHHHHH! BO: I already killed you. Secretary: Duuhhhh...... BRAINS! ZOMBIE! BO: Come on Dora! Blue! Blue! What the?!
The End Everybody died
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BREAKING NEWS!!! THE RECENTLY DISCOVERED ZOMBIE AIDS HAS INFECTED THE ENTIRE WORLD
WAIT!!! MADAGASCAR?
MORE BREAKING NEWS!!! MADAGASCAR IS COMPLETELY FINE!!!
THERE MIGT JUST YET BE HOPE FOR US AFTER ALL!!!
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its when all the ship yards are closed but there are still ships freaking out. i wonder what those people are thinking
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Days: 50. All the world is infected except Madagascar... Estimated days left: 12... Since Madagascar is left, it should say estimated days left: 99999999999999999999999......
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Austraila is experiencing widespread drought..... Austrailia is experiencing widespread flooding.... How can this be?
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the world has been infected with a new disease called "fat". it started in america and within 90 days the whole world was infected with fat disease. no deaths acoounted for, no airports/docks shut down. 28 minutes later...5,245,180,226 dead, all countrys shut down completely, and only a estimate of 24 days left until humanity is destroyed...me: i should have gone to madagascare :'(
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lol this game real stupid but i swear i fall for the madagascar trap every year when i forget about this game and play it again.
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... yeah, so I just watched the only ship in the world that wasn't infected dock at Madagascar half a second before they closed shipyards.
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Are you kidding me?! I've infected EVERY country except Madagascar... I guess this won't ever happen in Madagascar...
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Starting region Japan in the end Japan Healthy pop:below 40,000 infected pop:over 300mil dead pop:over 50mil alive pop:over 10mil
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I started with Madagascar! I Infected every region! I killed EVERY region!
George Bush was a great president!
Wait.
This is what I was thinking.
Then I woke up.
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You people won't believe what happened to me; I started in Madagascar with a virus and infected the whole world except Greenland! I didn't get bloody Greenland! Now the whole world is dead, but Greenland. It sux -_-
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Start off in Madagascar, get overconfident, madagascar traps you inside of it, still bothered to kill everyone in madagascar even though I couldnt win. Just wanted revenge.